大学12分钟左右5人左右英语搞笑小品剧本
大学12分钟左右5人左右英语搞笑小品剧本
大学12分钟左右5人左右英语搞笑小品剧本
大学12分钟左右5人左右英语搞笑小品剧本
Today’sYangbailaoandHuangShiren
———编剧:方彦龙
Character::杨白劳Y,喜儿X,王大春(喜儿男朋友)D,王大婶(王大春的母亲)W,穆仁智(黄的管家)M,黄世仁H
Part1:In杨白劳’home
旁白:(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---NewYear'sEve,Xi’eristalkingwithherboyfriendonthephone,suddenly,doorbellsounded.(叮咚!叮咚……)
喜:Oh!ok!Someoneisknockatthedoor!SoIhavetohungup!Bye!(开门)
杨:喜儿!喜儿!What’sthis?
喜:Oh!computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’saLaptop!
杨:Haha!TodayI’mabletobuyacomputer!Nextyear,Iwillplantobuyacar!
喜:Really?Buysacar?Great!
杨:Ok,nowwewillgoout,areyouready
喜:Haha,I’mreadyokandwaitingforyoutocomeback!(门铃再次响起)Oh,IthinktheremustbeAuntWangandDacuncoming.(开门,)
王婶,大春,杨,喜(四人齐声贺道)HappyNewYear!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈,窃窃私语不知所言)
王婶:(走到杨白劳跟前)MrYang,IheardDachunsaid,goingtojumpthediscodancingafterdinner.Right?
杨:Right,Whatdoyouthink?
王婶:I’mgaldto,oh,areyoupreparedtogoout?
杨:Sure!.
王婶:Ok,go?(问杨白劳)
杨:Let’sgo,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!
(四人出门下)
Part2:InHuangShiren’home
黄:(黄世仁上台,气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!DoyouknowHuangShiren?Tt’sme!Haha……Buttodayisnotyestady!YouseeMuRenzhicoming!
穆:(穆仁智走上来)MrHuang,givemealitte,ok?
黄:Not!Iwouldn’tgiveyou,becauseIhaven’tmoney!(不耐烦的样子)
穆:NewYearcoming,Mywages,ayear--?(哀求着)
黄:Reallydoesnothave!
穆:(拉着黄的手说)Youaresokindinmyeyes,canyougivemelittemoney,ok?
黄:Noway,what’smoreYangBailaohasnotreturnthemoneytome,whatcanIdoforyou?(无奈的样子)
穆:Youmightaskforhim!
黄:Askinghim?Ithinkhecouldn’tgiveme!
穆:Why?Hehascontractedthefarm,andmademanymoney!
黄:Iknow!But,he——
穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok?
黄:(想了想)Ok!Yougotogetherwithme!
穆:Let’sgo!(两人出门下)
Part3:Inenlightensthehall
旁白:YangBailao,Xi’er,DachunandAuntWangfinishedeatingdinnerandtojumpthediscodancing.(迪斯科音乐起,四人在舞台上狂欢着)
(一会儿,杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话)
杨:ThisisYangBailao,pleasespeaking!...oh...oh-
杨:(打断黄的话)Doesnothave!
黄:Iknowyouaregoodman,givealitte,ok?(乞求的样子)
杨:Nomatterwhatyousaidto,nothing!
黄(抱住杨白老的腿哀求到)MrYang,alitte,justalitte……
杨:Nomoney,onlyalifehave!
黄:justalitte……
杨:(很无情地说)Nomoney,onlyalifehave!
黄:(无助地向四处环顾)En----
大春:(不耐烦地说)Youhavenotheard?Doesnothave!
黄:(朝喜儿望去)Miss,youhelpus!helpus!ok?(哀求着)
王婶:(和喜儿站一块的王大婶说)Whatyouwanttodo?
大春:Boils!Goout!(语气非常强烈)
(杨白劳推开黄,喜儿,王大春,王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)
穆:(拉着杨白老的手求到)Donotexpelmego,Iwanttoleave,fromnow,Idoforyou,Icounddrive---
杨:(排了排穆仁智)Haha,nice!ok!(穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)
黄:(冲穆仁智喊道)MuRenzhi!MuRenzhi!Doyouknowyouismyhousekeep?
穆:No!Goout!(全部下)