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  Today’sYangbailaoandHuangShiren

  ———编剧:方彦龙

  Character::杨白劳Y,喜儿X,王大春(喜儿男朋友)D,王大婶(王大春的母亲)W,穆仁智(黄的管家)M,黄世仁H

  Part1:In杨白劳’home

  旁白:(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---NewYear'sEve,Xi’eristalkingwithherboyfriendonthephone,suddenly,doorbellsounded.(叮咚!叮咚……)

  喜:Oh!ok!Someoneisknockatthedoor!SoIhavetohungup!Bye!(开门)

  杨:喜儿!喜儿!What’sthis?

  喜:Oh!computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’saLaptop!

  杨:Haha!TodayI’mabletobuyacomputer!Nextyear,Iwillplantobuyacar!

  喜:Really?Buysacar?Great!

  杨:Ok,nowwewillgoout,areyouready

  喜:Haha,I’mreadyokandwaitingforyoutocomeback!(门铃再次响起)Oh,IthinktheremustbeAuntWangandDacuncoming.(开门,)

  王婶,大春,杨,喜(四人齐声贺道)HappyNewYear!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈,窃窃私语不知所言)

  王婶:(走到杨白劳跟前)MrYang,IheardDachunsaid,goingtojumpthediscodancingafterdinner.Right?

  杨:Right,Whatdoyouthink?

  王婶:I’mgaldto,oh,areyoupreparedtogoout?

  杨:Sure!.

  王婶:Ok,go?(问杨白劳)

  杨:Let’sgo,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!

  (四人出门下)

  Part2:InHuangShiren’home

  黄:(黄世仁上台,气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!DoyouknowHuangShiren?Tt’sme!Haha……Buttodayisnotyestady!YouseeMuRenzhicoming!

  穆:(穆仁智走上来)MrHuang,givemealitte,ok?

  黄:Not!Iwouldn’tgiveyou,becauseIhaven’tmoney!(不耐烦的样子)

  穆:NewYearcoming,Mywages,ayear--?(哀求着)

  黄:Reallydoesnothave!

  穆:(拉着黄的手说)Youaresokindinmyeyes,canyougivemelittemoney,ok?

  黄:Noway,what’smoreYangBailaohasnotreturnthemoneytome,whatcanIdoforyou?(无奈的样子)

  穆:Youmightaskforhim!

  黄:Askinghim?Ithinkhecouldn’tgiveme!

  穆:Why?Hehascontractedthefarm,andmademanymoney!

  黄:Iknow!But,he——

  穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok?

  黄:(想了想)Ok!Yougotogetherwithme!

  穆:Let’sgo!(两人出门下)

  Part3:Inenlightensthehall

  旁白:YangBailao,Xi’er,DachunandAuntWangfinishedeatingdinnerandtojumpthediscodancing.(迪斯科音乐起,四人在舞台上狂欢着)

  (一会儿,杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话)

  杨:ThisisYangBailao,pleasespeaking!...oh...oh-

  杨:(打断黄的话)Doesnothave!

  黄:Iknowyouaregoodman,givealitte,ok?(乞求的样子)

  杨:Nomatterwhatyousaidto,nothing!

  黄(抱住杨白老的腿哀求到)MrYang,alitte,justalitte……

  杨:Nomoney,onlyalifehave!

  黄:justalitte……

  杨:(很无情地说)Nomoney,onlyalifehave!

  黄:(无助地向四处环顾)En----

  大春:(不耐烦地说)Youhavenotheard?Doesnothave!

  黄:(朝喜儿望去)Miss,youhelpus!helpus!ok?(哀求着)

  王婶:(和喜儿站一块的王大婶说)Whatyouwanttodo?

  大春:Boils!Goout!(语气非常强烈)

  (杨白劳推开黄,喜儿,王大春,王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)

  穆:(拉着杨白老的手求到)Donotexpelmego,Iwanttoleave,fromnow,Idoforyou,Icounddrive---

  杨:(排了排穆仁智)Haha,nice!ok!(穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)

  黄:(冲穆仁智喊道)MuRenzhi!MuRenzhi!Doyouknowyouismyhousekeep?

  穆:No!Goout!(全部下)

2019-03-30 08:07:32

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