经典美剧《老友记》中的一段,时间为8分钟左右

　　人物：ROSSCHANDLERPHOEBERACHEL

　　[Scene:CentralPerk,RossisthereasPhoebeandRachelenterwearingworkoutclothes.]

　　Ross:Hi!

　　Phoebe:Hey!

　　Chandler:Hey,whathaveyouguysbeenupto?

　　Phoebe:Ohh!Wewenttoaself-defenseclasstoday!

　　Chandler:Wow!

　　Rachel:Yeah,kickingaguyinthecrotchallmorningreallytakesitoutofya!

　　Phoebe:Now,wecankickanybody’sass!

　　Rachel:Yeah!

　　Ross:Afteroneclass?Idon’tthinkso.

　　Rachel:What?Youwannaseemeself-defendmyself?!Gooverthere(points)andpretendyou’reasexualpredator!Goon!Idareya!

　　Ross:Well,ofcourseyoucandefendyourselffromanattackyouknowiscoming,that’snotenough.Look,ChandlerandIstudyingkara-tayforalongtime,andthere’saconceptyoushouldreallybefamiliarwith.It’swhattheJapanesecall(heholdstwofingersuptohistemple,andhedoesthiseverytimehesaysthisword)unagi.

　　Rachel:Isn’tthatakindofsushi?

　　Chandler:No,it’saconcept!

　　Phoebe:Yeahitis!Itis!It’sfreshwatereel!

　　Chandler:Allright,maybeitmeansthattoo…

　　Rachel:Ohh!Iwouldkillforasalmonskinrollrightnow!

　　Ross:Y’knowwhat?Fine!Getattacked!Idon’tevencare!

　　Phoebe:(deadpan)Comeon.We’resorry.Pleasetelluswhatitis.

　　Chandler:Unagiisastateoftotalawareness.Okay?Onlybyachievingtrueunagicanyoubepreparedforanydangerthatmaybeforeyou!

　　Ross:(movescloser)It’sonethingbeingpreparedforanattackagainstlikeeachother;wholeanotherstorybeingpreparedforanattack,Idon’tknow,likea(turnsandputshisfaceclosetoRachel’sandscreams)surprise!

　　(Rachelcalmlywipesthespittleoffherface.)

　　Ross:Allright,youknowthatonewascoming,butthatdoesn’tmeanyouhaveunagi.(Doesthefingerthing.)

　　Rachel:(ToPhoebe)Ooh!Y’knowwhat?Ifwemadereservations,wecouldhaveunagiinaboutahalf-hour.

　　Ross:Y’knowwhat…(MovesawayasChandlerenters,panicked.)

　　[Scene:Ross'sapartment,Rossiscominginfromdoinghislaundry.HestartsfoldingitasChandlerenters.]

　　Chandler:Hey.

　　Ross:(notturningaround)Chandler.Isenseditwasyou.

　　Chandler:What?!

　　Ross:Unagi.I’malwaysaware.Thenwhat’sup?

　　Chandler:CanyouhelpmetogivethistoRachel,Icant'tfindher.

　　Ross:Ok.

　　Chandler:Thankyou,takecarebye!

　　Ross:Bye.

　　(Chandlerleavesdejectedly.WhenthedoorclosesRachelandPhoebejumpoutfrombehindthecurtainsandscream…)

　　PhoebeandRachel:DANGER!

　　(Rossscreamslikealittlegirl.)

　　Rachel:Ahhhhh,salmonskinroll.(Shedoesthefingerthing.)