这个是我们上学期表演的短剧,加入了搞笑元素后效果不错.人物超过了3,4人,但是不重要而角色可以临时找同学客串,我们当时就是那么做的.题目是两个女人之间的战争,TheWarbetweenTwoWomen.人物PeggyLucyAndyAllenScoundrel-------------------------主要内容Peggy和Lucy是好朋友,同时看上了Andy,因此友情破裂.争来争去.后来发现Andy和Allen是同性恋.两人又和好了.SceneI购物场景(PeggyandLucyareshopping.Theybuyalotofstuff.Suddenly,theyseeahandsomeman.)Lucy:Ohmygod!Whatatreasure.Peggy:Heissohandsome,justlikemycharmingprinceindreams.Lucy:Look!Hehasbeautifuleyesandhelookssogentleandcharming.Peggy:He’sapresentthatGodgaveme.PeggyLucy:Ilovehimsomuch;Iwanttobehisgirlfriend!Peggy:Hay!(Looksangry).Lucy,hebelongstome,OK?Lucy:Stupidwoman!Isawhimfirst.He’smine.Peggy:No,no,no,uglywoman.Isawhimmuchearlierthanyou.Lucy:What?I’mmorebeautifulthanyou.Peggy:ButI’mtaller.Lookatyou,littleshorthobbit.Lucy:What?Littleshorthobbit?Youareasmall-eyedgirl.Peggy:You’resomean.Lucy:Youtoo.(PeggyandLucygetangry)Peggy:Hmm!Ihateyou.Lucy:Metoo!(Nowthewarofthesetwowomenbegins)SceneII两个女人在男人周围(PeggyandLucysurroundtheman,andtheyarepullinganddraggingtheman.)Peggy:Pleasebemyboyfriend,I’mmorebeautifulthanLucy.I’llbeagoodgirlfriend.Andy:Sure.You’reverybeautiful.You’relikeasupermodel.Tobeyourboyfriendismyhonor.(Lucydragsthemantoherside.)Lucy:Ireallyloveyouverymuch.Icangiveyouahappylife.Andy:You’reverybeautiful,too!Especiallyyourbigeyes!They’reverycharming!Andy:WhatshouldIdo?IwanttochoosePeggy,butIalsowanttochooseLucy.Peggy:Let’sgotothemoviesonSunday.Andy:Ok!Lucy:Let’sgotothemoviestomorrow,OK?Andy:Sure!Andy:Oh~I’msohappy!There’retwobeautifulgirlsarequarrelingoverme.Lookatthem;theyhavelonglegs,bigchestandcharmingeyes.I’msolucky!SceneIII偶遇(Lucy,Peggy,andBonniemeetunexpectedly.LucyandPeggystareateachother.)Lucy:Bonnie,listentome.Peggy:No!Don’tlistentoher.Listentome.Lucy:Getaway.Bonnieismygoodfriend!Peggy:Youliar.She’smygoodfriend!Bonnie:Stopquarreling!Whocantellmewhathappened?Bothofyouaregoodfriends,aren’tyou?PeggyLucy:No!SceneIV电影院奇遇(Infrontofthemovietheater.PeggyiswaitingforAndy.LucyisalsowaitingforAndy.Theyseeeachother.)PeggyLucy:You…….Lucy:Whyareyouhere?Peggy:Iwanttoaskyouthesamequestion.(Atthistime,Andyarrives;bothLucyandPeggylookateachotherinconfusion)Andy:Goodafternoon,ladies!PeggyLucy:She….,you……Andy:Anyquestions?It’smorefunthatwecanallgotothemoviestogether.(Andylooksatthewatch).Themoviewillstartsoon.Let’sgo!Scoundrel:Don’tmove!Givemeyourmoney.PeggyLucy:Help,help!Scoundrel:Bequiet!Iwon’tkillyouifyougivemeyourmoney.Hurry!Andy:Calmdown,sir.I’llgiveyouallthemoneyIhave.Don’tkillme.Ifyouwanttokillsomebody,pleasekillthem.Lucy:Us?Areyoucrazy?Peggy:We’rejustgirls!Lucy:Ican’tbelieveyouaresuchacoward!Howcanyoudothis?Peggy:Youmakemesad.Lucy,let’sgo!(Theyleaveangry.)Scoundrel:Whatacowardyouare!Killingyouiswasteofmystrength.Chicken!(Scoundrelleftbutsoonhecomeback)Scoundrel:Wait!Andy:Whydidyouturnback?Scoundrel:Iforgottotakemymoney.(TakesAndy’smoney)SceneVPeggy:I’msosorry.Lucy,canyouforgiveme?Please….Lucy:Oh~mydearfriend!I’mfeelingsosorry,too.Peggy:So….we’restillgoodfriends,right?Lucy:Right!Then,let’sgoeat.It’smytreat!Peggy:Wow~it’sagoodidea