搞笑版WhiteLie

　　WhatdidfamedconartistArthurFergusononce"lease"toawealthycattlerancherfor99yearsat$100,000ayear?TheWhiteHouse.Fergusonfledaftercollectingthefirstyear'srentbutwassoonapprehended-whiletryingtoselltheStatueofLibertytoagullibleAustralian!

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　　RussellCrowe(罗素-克洛)onceappearedasagueston"TheTonightShowwithJayLeno"wearingapeculiarwhiteshirt:

　　"Now,youtoldmetherewasastoryaboutthisshirt,"Lenoremarked.

　　"Well,yeah,"Crowereplied."WheneverIrealizethatI'mabouttobephotographed,youknow,whereverIam,Igoandchangeintothisshirt.Nowthisshirthasbeenphotographedinsevendifferentcitiesacrossthreecontinents."

　　Themethodbehindthemadness?"It'skindalikewhateverthetabloidsmightsayI'mdoin',"Croweexplained,"IfigureifI'mwearingthesameclothes,somepeoplewon'tbelieveit..."

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　　DavidNiven(英国演员)oncevisitedtheLondonboatshowwithabeautifulgirlmanyyearshisjunior:

　　"Suddenlythishideouscouplehoveintoview,"Nivenrecalled,"afouloldcreaturewithacroneofawife.Tomyhorror,themancameoverandintroducedhimself.

　　"'Goodheavens,Niven,'hesaid,'Ihaven'tseenyousinceyouwereatschool.'Whenthey'dgone,Icouldsensethatthegirlwaslookingatmewarily.'Wereyoureallyatschoolwithhim?'sheasked.'Absolutely,'Itoldher.'Hewasthemusicmaster.'"