演员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

　　F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

　　旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,Becausetheyareverystrictwithhim..

　　正剧：(P,K出场)

　　P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican’twaitanothersecond.

　　K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)

　　P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)

　　Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机,作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对K吼)

　　K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’msureyourdemandwillbesatisfied.(作充满自信状)

　　P：Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!

　　K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)

　　P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon’tkeepyourpromise.（作气愤欲泣状）

　　K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleasebequite,I’mafraidyourparentswoundnotlikeusdoingthese.

　　P:Don’ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanadultmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)

　　K：OK.(作舒心,安慰状)

　　P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)

　　K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromise,youngadultman.

　　P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)

　　K:Oh?!Youareright（作理解状,因为Pirate一贯如此,出尔反尔）

　　P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let’shelpthesepeopleindangeroussituation,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)

　　K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!(作惊异状)

　　P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)

　　K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作无奈状)

　　P:(作高兴状,作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.(意气风发状)

　　（M,F携手进场）:

　　P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状,挡在电视机前)

　　M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)

　　P:（作阳痿状）Mummy,it’snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虚状,以掩饰内心的恐惧)

　　M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)

　　K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(释然状,因为圆了我的谎)

　　M:Really.Idon’tbelievethelitterpiratecanmassage,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’tyou?

　　F:No,Ihaven’t,butIdecidetoenjoyhismassageanotherday,Doyouthinkso,dear?

　　M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

　　（P,D作惊恐状.A：发抖,D：挥汗)

　　（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现,K也为P作掩饰）

　　P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

　　K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)

　　M:No,it’ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

　　P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖,一不小心被B看到了电视)

　　M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)

　　P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)

　　M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作气愤状)

　　P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)

　　M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)

　　P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)

　　M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,it