【loveletters一篇笑话,帮忙翻译!``谢谢各位要正确!LoveLettersJennyGordonwasaverykindandbeautifulwomanandbeforeshemarried,manymenwereinlovewithher.Manyofthemwrotetoher,tellingherhowwondrfulshewas,howmuchtheylovedherandwantedtomarryh】
loveletters一篇笑话,帮忙翻译!``谢谢各位要正确!LoveLettersJennyGordonwasaverykindandbeautifulwomanandbeforeshemarried,manymenwereinlovewithher.Manyofthemwrotetoher,tellingherhowwondrfulshewas,howmuchtheylovedherandwantedtomarryher.Jennykeptalltheseletters.Shetiedthemupwitharedribbonandputthemawayinanoldbox.sheneverlookedatthemasshewashappilymarried,however,theywereapartofherlifeandshedidnotwanttothrowthemaway.Jennyhadadaughter,Sue.Suewassix.Oneday,JennyhadtoleaveSuealoneforhalfanhour."Nowbeagoodgirl,"shesaid."Playquietly.Ifyouneedanything,gototheladynextdoor."Whenshereturnedhome,sheaskedSue,"Haveyoubeenagoodgirl?""Oh,yes,Mommy,"Suesaid."WhatdidyoudowhileIwasout?"Jennyaskedher."Iplayedmailman,"Suetoldher."Howcouldyouplaymailman,darling?"Jennyasked."Youdidn'thaveanyletters.""Oh,yesIdid,Mommy,"Suesaid."Ifoundsomeinanoldboxupstairs.Theyweretiedupwitharedribbon.Iputoneineverymailboxinthestreet.Wasn'tIagoodgirl?"