Yourhorsecalled

　　Aguyisreadinghispaperwhenhiswifewalksupbehindhimandsmackshim

　　onthebackoftheheadwithafryingpan.

　　Heasks,"Whatwasthatfor?"

　　Shesays,"Ifoundapieceofpaperinyourpocketwith'BettySue'writtenonit."

　　Hesays,"Jeez,honey,rememberlastweekwhenIwenttothetrack?'BettySue'wasthenameofthehorseIwenttheretobeton."Sheshrugsandwalksaway.Threedayslaterhe'sreadinghispaperwhenshewalksupbehindhim

　　andsmackshimonthebackoftheheadagainwiththefryingpan.

　　Heasks,"Whatwasthatfor?"

　　Sheanswers,"Yourhorsecalled."

　　你的马来电话了

　　一个男人正在读报纸,突然他的老婆走到他身后用一个煎锅朝他后脑勺猛击,男人问：“为什么打我?”老婆说：“我在你口袋里发现了一张写着’BettySue'的纸.”他说：“亲爱的JEEZ,记得我上星期去赛马了吗?BettySue是我赌的那匹马的名字.”妻子耸了耸肩走开了.三天后,那个男人又看报纸,突然他的老婆走到他身后用一个煎锅又朝他后脑勺猛击,男人问：“这是为什么啊?”老婆说：“你的马来电话了!”