TheSpeedingTicket

　　Apoliceofficerpullsaguyoverforspeeding...

　　Officer:MayIseeyourdriver'slicense?

　　Driver:Idon'thaveone.IhaditsuspendedwhenIgotmyfifthDUI.

　　Officer:CanIseetheregistrationforthisvehicle?

　　Driver:Oh,it'snotmycar.Istoleit.

　　Officer:Thecarisstolen?

　　Driver:Yeah.Oh,butcometothinkofit,IthinkIsawtheregistrationintheglovecompartmentwhenIwasputtingmyguninthere.

　　Officer:Youhaveaguninthere?

　　Driver:Yessir.That'swhereIputitafterIshottheladywhoownsthecar.She'sinthetrunk.

　　Officer:There'saBODYinthetrunk?!

　　Theofficertellsthemantoholdon,backsoffcarefully,andcallsforbackup.Quickly,thecarissurroundedbypolice,andthecaptainapproachesthedrivertohandlethesituation.

　　Captain:Sir,canIseeyourlicense?

　　Driver:Sure,Officer.

　　Captain:Hmm,thislicenseisjustfine.Whosecaristhis?

　　Driver:It'smine,officer.Here'stheregistration.

　　Captain:Couldyouslowlyopentheglovecompartment,please,soIcanseeifthere'saguninthere?

　　Driver:Yes,sir,butthere'snoguninit.

　　Heopensit,andsureenough,there'snogun.

　　Captain:Wouldyoumindifweopenedthetrunk?Iwastoldyousaidthere'sabodyinthere.

　　Driver:Noproblem.

　　Thetrunkisopened,nothingintherebutasparetire.

　　Captain:Theofficerwhostoppedyousaidyoutoldhimyoudidn'thavealicense,stolethecar,hadagunintheglovecompartment,andthattherewasadeadbodyinthetrunk.

　　Driver:Yeah,I'llbethetoldyouIwasspeeding,too!