英语课前小表演我是高一的口语不是很好别人都是念文章,猜谜什么的想弄点不一样的
英语课前小表演
我是高一的口语不是很好别人都是念文章,猜谜什么的想弄点不一样的
英语课前小表演我是高一的口语不是很好别人都是念文章,猜谜什么的想弄点不一样的
英语课前小表演
我是高一的口语不是很好别人都是念文章,猜谜什么的想弄点不一样的
说个小笑话
Onceuponatime,therewasacatwhodied.Whenshegottoheaven,Godaskedherhowshelikedbeingonearth.ShetoldtheLordthatitwasawful,shehadtosleepincoldbackalleyswheretherewasnofoodandlifewashard.Godtoldherthathewassorryithadhadturnedoutthatwaybuthere,inheaven,shewouldbehappyandHewouldgiveherthemostcomfortable,warmpillowtosleepon.Thecatlaiddownuponthepillowandwashappy.
Afewdayslater,aboutadozenmicethatcametoheaventogetherandGodaskedthemhowtheyhadlikedearth.Earthwasnobetterforthemthanitwasthecat.
TheyexplainedtoGodthatitwastoughandexhaustingandtheirfeetwerewornoutfromalwaysrunningfromcatsanddogsandpeople.Godfeltbadforthemiceanddecidedtogivethemrollerskates.
OnedayGodseesthecatagainandaskedherhowshewaslikingheaven.Sheexplainedthatitwasabsolutelywonderful.Thepillowhegaveherwasthemostcomfortableplacethatshehadeverslepton,butevenbetterthanthepillowwerethemealsonwheels.