两人英语幽默对话,三分钟左右!
两人英语幽默对话,三分钟左右!
两人英语幽默对话,三分钟左右!
两人英语幽默对话,三分钟左右!
businessmanwalksintoabankinSanFranciscoandasksfortheloanofficer.HesaysheisgoingtoEuropeonbusinessfortwoweeksandneedstoborrow$5,000.Thebankofficersaysthebankwillneedsomekindofsecurityforsuchaloan.
SothebusinessmanhandsoverthekeystoaRollsRoyceparkedonthestreetinfrontofthebank.Everythingchecksout,andthebankagreestoacceptthecarascollateralfortheloan.AnemployeedrivestheRollsintothebank'sundergroundgarageandparksitthere.
Twoweekslater,thebusinessmanreturns,repaysthe$5,000andtheinterest,whichcomesto$15.41.
Theloanofficersays,"Weareveryhappytohavehadyourbusiness,andthistransactionhasworkedoutverynicely,butwearealittlepuzzled.
Whileyouwereaway,wecheckedyououtandfoundthatyouareamultimillionaire.Whatpuzzlesusiswhywouldyoubothertoborrow$5,000?"
Thebusinessmanreplied,"WhereelseinSanFranciscocanIparkmycarfortwoweeksfor$15bucks?"
or...
Onceuponatimetwobrotherswholivedonadjoiningfarmsfellintoconflict.
Itwasthefirstseriousriftin40yearsoffarmingsidebyside,sharingmachinery,andtradinglaborandgoodsasneededwithoutahitch.
Thenthelongcollaborationfellapart.Itbeganwithasmallmisunderstandinganditgrewintoamajordifference,andfinallyitexplodedintoanexchangeofbitterwordsfollowedbyweeksofsilence.
OnemorningtherewasaknockonJohn'sdoor.Heopenedittofindamanwithacarpenter'stoolbox."I'mlookingforafewdayswork"hesaid.
"PerhapsyouwouldhaveafewsmalljobshereandthereIcouldhelpwith?CouldIhelpyou?"
"Yes,"saidtheolderbrother."Idohaveajobforyou.Lookacrossthecreekatthatfarm.That'smyneighbor,infact,it'smyyoungerbrother.
Lastweektherewasameadowbetweenusandhetookhisbulldozertotheriverleveeandnowthereisacreekbetweenus.Well,hemayhavedonethistospiteme,butI'llgohimonebetter.Seethatpileoflumberbythebarn?
Iwantyoutobuildmeafence--an8-footfence--soIwon'tneedtoseehisplaceorhisfaceanymore."
Thecarpentersaid,"IthinkIunderstandthesituation.ShowmethenailsandthepostholediggerandI'llbeabletodoajobthatpleasesyou."
Theolderbrotherhadtogototown,sohehelpedthecarpentergetthematerialsreadyandthenhewasofffortheday.Thecarpenterworkedhardallthatdaymeasuring,sawing,nailing,andhammering.
Aboutsunsetwhenthefarmerreturned,thecarpenterhadjustfinishedhisjob.Thefarmer'seyesopenedwide,hisjawdropped.Therewasnofencethereatall.
Itwasabridge--abridgestretchingfromonesideofthecreektotheother!Afinepieceofworkhandrailsandall--andtheneighbor,hisyoungerbrother,wascomingacross,hishandoutstretched.
"YouarequiteafellowtobuildthisbridgeafterallI'vesaidanddone."
Thetwobrothersstoodateachendofthebridge,andthentheymetinthemiddle,takingeachother'shand.Theyturnedtosee
thecarpenterhoisthistoolboxonhisshoulder.
"No,wait!Stayafewdays.I'vealotofotherprojectsforyou,"saidtheolderbrother.
"I'dlovetostayon,"thecarpentersaid,"but,Ihavemanymorebridgestobuild."