Thedoctorlivesdownstairs

　　"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swrongwithme."

　　Hesurveyedherfromheadtofoot."Madam,"hesaidatlength,"I'vejustthreethingstotellyou.First,yourweightwantsreducingbynearlyfiftypounds.Second,yourbeautycouldbeimprovedifyouusedaboutonetenthasmuchrougeandlipstick.Andthird,I'manartist---thedoctorlivesdownstairs."

　　医生住在楼下

　　“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道.

　　“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病.”

　　他从头到脚打量打量她,然后大声说：“太太,我有三件事要对你说.第一,您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二,如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红,您的美貌将会改变.第三,我是一位画家——医生住在楼下.”

　　Advicefor"Kid"

　　Abitofadviceforthoseabouttoretire.Ifyouareonly65,nevermovetoaretirementcommunity.Everybodyelseisntheir70s,80s,or90s.Sowhensomethinghastobemoved,liftedorloaded,theyyell,"Getthekid."

　　忠告“年轻者”

　　这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告.如果你只有65岁的话,

　　千万别进退休社区.因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了.每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧.”