今天呢,给各位说一段英语相声.

　　这位大家都认识,XXX我的搭档

　　小号吹得好!就是最近啊,身体不好

　　尤其这次病的挺严重的,都破相了.

　　痔疮.开个玩笑

　　就上个星期吧,XXX给我打点话：走啊,一起游泳去

　　我说：不去!我嫌脏,游泳池里面有很多人都在里面撒尿

　　他说：别怕,我们也可以尿!

　　最后还是他一个人去了.

　　当天下午3点,打电话给我：哥,带2000块赎我来吧,尿尿让人逮着了.

　　去把他领回来.问他怎么回事,他说：他们都在池子里尿的,我是站在岸边尿的.

　　过两天,他自己又去了.下午又给我打电话：兄弟.来赎我来吧,又让人逮着了

　　去把他领回来,问他：又站岸边尿了?他说：没有啊.这次在池子里尿的,不过这几天有点上火,尿是黄的.

　　Today,Iwouldliketopresentacross-talk.

　　ThisisXXX,mypartner,everybodyknowshim.

　　Heblowshistrumpetverywell!Buthehasbeenindisposedrecently

　　Thistimehe’sreallyverysick,he’sdisfigured.

　　Hemorrhoids.Haha,it’sjustajoke.

　　Justlastweek,XXXgavemeacall:“Come,let’sgoswimming”

　　Ianswered:“No,it’sdirty;lotsofpeopleurinateinthepool”

　　Hesaid:“Don’tworry,wealsocanurinate!”

　　Finallyhewentalone.

　　Laterintheafternoonatthreeo’clock,hecalledme:“Brother,pleasebring2000Yuantobailmeout,Iwascaughturinating.”

　　Iaskedhimwhat’dhappenedaftertakinghimback,hesaid:“Theyurinatedinthepool,butIdiditstandingatthepoolside.”

　　Twodayslater,againhewenttherealone.Intheafternoon,hecalledmeagain:“Brother,Iwascaughtagain,comeandbailme.”

　　Afterbringinghimback,Iasked:“Urinatedatthepoolsideagain?”

　　Heanswered:“No,thistimeIdiditinthepool,butthesefewdaysIhaveexcessiveinternalheat,myurinewasyellow.”