给你几个笑话,到新概念第二册书里找找吧

　　1.Foreignlanguage

　　Amothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Shewatchedthecat,andthecatwatchedthemice.

　　Mothermousebarkedfiercely,"Woof,woof,woof!"Thecatwassoterrifiedthatitranforitslife.

　　Mothermouseturnedtoherbabiesandsaid,"Now,doyouunderstandthevalueofaforeignlanguage?"

　　2.Virtue

　　Manyyearsafterreceivinghisgraduatedegree,TomreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkasafacultymember.Onedayinacrowdedelevator,someoneremarkedonitsinefficiency.Hesaidtheelevatorshadnotchangedinthe20yearssincehebeganthereasastudent.

　　Whenthedoorfinallyopened,Hefeltacompassionatepatonhisback,andturnedtoseeanelderlywomansmilingathim."You'llgetthatdegree,dear,"shewhispered."Perseveranceisavirtue."

　　3.SleepingPills

　　Bobwashavingtroublegettingtosleepatnight.Hewenttoseehisdoctor,whoprescribedsomeextra-strongsleepingpills.

　　SundaynightBobtookthepills;hesleptwellandwasawakebeforeheheardthealarm.Hetookhistimegettingtotheoffice,strolledinandsaidtohisboss:"Ididn'thaveabitoftroublegettingupthismorning."

　　"That'sfine,"roaredtheboss,"butwherewereyouMondayandTuesday?"

　　4.Goodboy

　　LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwodollars."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"

　　"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.

　　"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwodollarsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"

　　"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."