ThreeSurgeons三个有名的外科医生

　　Threefamoussurgeonswerebraggingabouttheirskills."Amancametomewhohadhishandcutoff,"saidone."Todaythatmanisaconcertviolinist.""That'snothing,"saidanother."Aguycametomewhohadhislegscutoff.Istitchedthembackon,andtodaythatmanisamarathonrunner."

　　"Icantopbothofyou,"saidthethird."OnedayIcameonthesceneofaterribleaccident.Therewasnothingleftbutahorse'sposterior-andapairofglasses.TodaythatmanisseatedinUnitedStatesSenate."

　　三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术.“一个人断了一只手,他来找我,”一个说,“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手.”

　　“这算不了什么,”另一个说.“一个家伙两条腿断了,他来找我,我将它们接了回去.如今,那人是马拉松选手.”

　　“我比你们两个都强,”第三个说,“一天,我碰到一起可怕的车祸.除了一个马屁股,和一幅眼睛,什么都没有留下.如今,那人坐在美国参议院里.”

　　一天3个人比赛射击.A,50步射中某人头上的苹果说：IamA.B,100步射中说：IamB.C,150步,开枪后说：Iamsorry.