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求一篇英语笑话,高智商的,
求一篇英语笑话,高智商的,
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2020-11-12 16:30
求一篇英语笑话,高智商的,
求一篇英语笑话,高智商的,
IWasn'tAsleep
Whenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseemedtobeasleep,andfearinghemightmisshisstop,henudgedhimandsaid:"Wakeup,sir!"
"Iwasn'tasleep,"themananswered.
"Notasleep?Butyouhadyoureyesclosed."
"Iknow.Ijusthatetolookatladiesstandingupbesidemeinacrowdedcar."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了.售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说:“先生,醒醒!”
“我没有睡着.”那个男人回答.
“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
“我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已.”