HuisleadingChina

　　Bush:Condi!Nicetoseeyou.What'shappening?

　　Condi:Sir,IhavethereporthereaboutthenewleaderofChina.

　　Bush:Great.Layitonme.

　　Condi:HuisthenewleaderofChina.

　　Bush:That'swhatIwanttoknow.

　　Condi:That'swhatI'mtellingyou.

　　Bush:That'swhatI'maskingyou.WhoisthenewleaderofChina?

　　Condi:Yes.

　　Bush:Imeanthefellow'sname.

　　Condi:Hu.

　　Bush:TheguyinChina.

　　Condi:Hu.

　　Bush:ThenewleaderofChina.

　　Condi:Hu.

　　Bush:TheChinaman!

　　Condi:HuisleadingChina.

　　Bush:Nowwhaddya'askingmefor?

　　Condi:I'mtellingyouHuisleadingChina.

　　Bush:Well,I'maskingyou.WhoisleadingChina?

　　Condi:That'stheman'sname.

　　Bush:That'swho'sname?

　　Condi:Yes.

　　Bush:WillyouorwillyounottellmethenameofthenewleaderofChina?

　　Condi:Yes,sir.

　　Bush:Yassir?YassirArafatisinChina?IthoughthewasintheMiddleEast.

　　Condi:That'scorrect.

　　Bush:ThenwhoisinChina?

　　Condi:Yes,sir.

　　Bush:YassirisinChina?

　　Condi:No,sir.

　　Bush:Thenwhois?

　　Condi:Yes,sir.

　　Bush:Yassir?

　　Condi:No,sir.

　　Bush:Look,Condi.IneedtoknowthenameofthenewleaderofChina.GetmetheSecretaryGeneraloftheU.N.onthephone.

　　Condi:Kofi?

　　Bush:No,thanks.

　　Condi:YouwantKofi?

　　Bush:No.

　　Condi:Youdon'twantKofi.

　　Bush:No.Butnowthatyoumentionit,Icoulduseaglassofmilk.AndthengetmetheU.N.

　　Condi:Yes,sir.

　　Bush:NotYassir!TheguyattheU.N.

　　Condi:Kofi?

　　Bush:Milk!Willyoupleasemakethecall?

　　Condi:Andcallwho?

　　Bush:WhoistheguyattheU.N?

　　Condi:HuistheguyinChina.

　　Bush:WillyoustayoutofChina?!

　　Condi:Yes,sir.

　　Bush:AndstayoutoftheMiddleEast!JustgetmetheguyattheU.N.

　　Condi:Kofi.

　　Bush:Allright!Withcreamandtwosugars.Nowgetonthephone.

　　(Condipicksupthephone.)

　　Condi:Rice,here.

　　Bush:Rice?Goodidea.Andacoupleofeggrolls,too.MaybeweshouldsendsometotheguyinChina.AndtheMiddleEast.CanyougetChinesefoodintheMiddleEast?

　　呃…………比较搞笑的……,不知道合不合适