Ishedying?

　　Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortherestofmylife.

　　Cheerfully,hisfriendpointedoutthatmanypeoplehavetotaketabletseverydayoftheirlife.Sure,camethereply,butheonlygavemeten.

　　他就要死了吗?

　　一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪.一个朋友走进来问他为何如此伤心.那人哭着说：刚才医生告诉我,在我的余生里都要吃这些药片.

　　他的朋友很轻松地指出,许多人一辈子每天都要吃药.当然,男人回答说：但是他只给了我十片.

　　TheCohenswereshownintothedentist'soffice,whereMr.Cohenmadeitclearhewasinabighurry.

　　"Nofancy（想象的,奇特的）stuff,Doctor,"heordered,"Nogasorneedlesoranyofthatstuff.Justpullthetoothandgetitoverwith."

　　"Iwishmoreofmypatientswereasstoic（斯多葛派的,禁欲主义）asyou,"saidthedentistadmiringly（钦佩地）."Now,whichtoothisit?"

　　Mr.CohenturnedtohiswifeBecky."Showhim,honey."