求四人的英语幽默对话,附翻译.谢谢,急啊,
求四人的英语幽默对话,附翻译.谢谢,急啊,
求四人的英语幽默对话,附翻译.谢谢,急啊,
求四人的英语幽默对话,附翻译.谢谢,急啊,
1.Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFrance,Idroveontothenexttown.Ontheway,ayoungmanwavedtome.Istoppedandheaskedmeforalift.Assoonashehadgotintothecar,IsaidgoodmorningtohiminFrenchandherepliedinthesamelanguage.Apartfromafewwords,IdonotknowanyFrenchatall.Neitherofusspokeduringthejourney.Ihadnearlyreachedthetown,whentheyoungmansuddenlysaid,veryslowly,"DoyouspeakEnglish?'AsIsoonlearnt,hewasEnglishhimself!'
2.ThesecretarytoldmethatMr.Harmsworthwouldseeme.IfeltverynervouswhenIwentintohisoffice.HedidnotlookupfromhisdeskwhenIentered.AfterIhadsatdown,hesaidthatbusinesswasverybad.Hetoldmethatthefirmcouldnotaffordtopaysuchlargesalaries.Twentypeoplehadalreadyleft.Iknewthatmyturnhadcome.
'Mr.Harmsworth,'Isaidinaweakvoice.
'Don'tinterrupt,'hesaid.
ThenhesmiledandtoldmeIwouldreceiveanextrathousandpoundsayear!
3.AfterIhadhadlunchatavillagepub,Ilookedformybag.Ihadleftitonachairbesidethedoorandnowitwasn'tthere!AsIwaslookingforit,thelandlordcamein.
'Didyouhaveagoodmeal?"heasked.
'Yes,thankyou,'Ianswered,'butIcan'tpaythebill.Ihaven'tgotmybag.'
Thelandlordsmiledandimmediatelywentout.Inafewminuteshereturnedwithmybagandgaveitbacktome.
'I'mverysorry,'hesaid.'Mydoghadtakeninintothegarden.Heoftendoesthis!