我有看到一个英语小品:搞笑版本的小品《长亭送别》

　　人物只有：1旁白2崔莺莺3张生4红娘5崔的妈6和尚

　　要不剩下的两个人充当后勤?或者树之类的背景?

　　长亭送别

　　英文版

　　旁白:Onasunnymorning,yingying’smotherCY,MissRedandtheBuddhistmonkgatheredinChangTingsoastoseeZhangShengoff.

　　ACTION1

　　崔莺莺：Wejustgotmarriedbeforelong,butyouhavetosetoffforthecapitaltotaketheexamtoday.

　　张生：Tobehonest,Idon’twanttoleaveyou,butIwanttogiveyouabrightfuture.

　　崔莺莺：But,butyouaremorevaluablethanthatforme.

　　张生：Me,too.Untilallthemountainsbreakdown,theskyandthelandcombinewitheachotherwillIletyoulivealone.(执手)

　　ACTION2

　　莺莺妈：Ok,stopheremychildren,Iknowwhatyouwillsaynext.(冲一边)Iloveyou.(冲另一边)Iloveyoumore.(转)Iloveyou,youmeanmoretomethananythinginthiswholeworld.(转)Ipromise.(保持深情凝望状)

　　张生：Mum…mum?

　　莺莺妈：Remembertogetahighscore.

　　张生：Ok,Iwill.

　　和尚：阿弥陀佛……DearMadam,youshouldhaveconfidenceinhim.Look!(指张生)Whatahandsome,hard-working,smart,giftedandkindmanheis!

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　　莺莺妈：Godblessyou.MissRed,askthemtopreparethecarriages

　　红娘：Iknow.

　　和尚：Permitmetooffermyhelp.(左走)

　　莺莺妈：That’sverykindofyou.(右下)

　　ACTION3

　　红娘：Excuseme…What’sup?(和尚盯着红娘看,红娘摸脸,手在和尚眼前晃了晃)

　　和尚：You!You!You!(3次手颤)Doyouhaveabirthmarkonyourrightarm?Likethis!

　　红娘：(撸袖子)Yes,buthowdoyouknow?

　　和尚：Youaremymissingdaughter!(Shout)

　　红娘：Daddy!(Hug)

　　Action4

　　崔莺莺：Helovesme.Hedoesn’t.Helovesme.Hedoesn’t….(撕花瓣状)Hedoesn’t!(抱母哭)

　　莺莺妈：Dear,believemehetreatsyoumuchmoreimportantthananythingelse

　　崔莺莺：Buthewillleavetoday,hewillmeetanothergirlandforgetme!

　　莺莺妈：Themoonwon’tbefullallthetimeaswellaswemustfacedeparture.

　　崔莺莺：PerhapsIshouldtrusthim.Wehaveovercomemanydifficultiesandourlovewilllastforever

　　ACTION5

　　红娘：Carriagesareready,madam.

　　张生：Well,it’stimetogonow.

　　莺莺妈：Farewell!Haveagoodjourney!

　　红娘：Listentome,gentleman.Boysandgirls,openyourEnglishbookandturntopage8.ThomasEdisononcesaid,“Geniusisonepercentinspirationandninety-ninepercentperspiration.Accordingly,a“genius”isoftenmerelyatalentedpersonwhohasdoneallofhisorherhomework.

　　张生：Who’sThomasEdison?

　　红娘：Aninventorlivedin19thcentury.

　　崔莺莺：(清嗓子,打断)Honey,repeatwhatIhavetoldyou.

　　张生：Lookaftermyself,keepawayfromtherobber,what’smoreis—

　　崔莺莺：Don’tpicktheflowersgrownsideways!Isthatall?No!Getup!

　　张生：Getupearlierthanthechicken.

　　崔莺莺：Sleep!

　　张生：Sleeplaterthanthedog.

　　崔莺莺：Eat!

　　张生：Eatmorethanthepig.

　　崔莺莺：Work!

　　张生：Workharderthanthecow.

　　崔莺莺：Good,I’mlookingforwardtoyoursuccess.One,two,three.

　　崔莺莺莺莺妈和尚红娘(握拳状)Fighting!