求英语短篇背诵文章可能的话尽量3分钟左右长的请尽量内涵好一些,
求英语短篇背诵文章
可能的话尽量3分钟左右长的
请尽量内涵好一些,
求英语短篇背诵文章可能的话尽量3分钟左右长的请尽量内涵好一些,
求英语短篇背诵文章
可能的话尽量3分钟左右长的
请尽量内涵好一些,
goodnewsandbadnews
Thesoldiershadbeenmarchingandfighting,theyweredirty,hotandtired.Oneday,thegeneralannounced:"Mymen,Ihavesomegoodnewsandsomebadnewsforyou.Whichonewouldyoulikefirst?"
"Thegoodnews!"theyallshouted.
"OK,"saidtheGeneral."Thegoodnewsisthatyouwilleachbereceivingacompletechangeofclothing."
"Hurrah!"chorusedthesoldiers.
"Andnowforthebadnews.Jack,youwillchangewithJohn.John,youwillchangewithTom.Tom,youwillchangewithRobert.Robert.
译:好消息和坏消息
士兵们连续的行军,作战,他们又累又热又脏.一天,将军宣布:“士兵们,我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们.你们愿意先听哪个呢?”
“好消息!”他们嚷道.
“好吧,”将军说,“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身衣服.”
“乌拉!”士兵们高兴地大叫起来.
“现在呢,该是坏消息了.杰克,你将和约翰换衣服,约翰,你和汤姆换,汤姆,你和罗伯特换,罗伯特……”
幽默]-whatmilesonTheCar?
Ablonde(金发女郎)andabrunette(黑人妇女)weretalking,andtheblondewasverystressed.Thebrunetteaskedherwhatwasthematter.Theblondeproceededtotellherthatshereallyneededtosellhercar,butnoonewouldbuybecauseithas100,000milesonit.
Thebrunettesaidtoher,"Iknowawaythatwillhelpyousellit.Ihaveafriendwhocanhelpyou,butit'sillegal."
Theblondesaid,"I'lldoanything."Sothebrunettegavetheblondethephonenumberofaguywhocouldturnbacktheodometeronhercar.Aweeklatertheblondeandthebrunettecrossedpaths,andthebrunetteaskedtheblondeifshehadsoldhercaryet.
Theblondesaid,"WhywouldIsellacarwithonly50,000milesonit?!"
[幽默]-anOldMaid
Inatinyvillagelivedanoldmaid.Inspiteofheroldage,shewasstillavirgin.Shewasveryproudofit.Sheknewherlastdaysweregettingcloser,soshetoldthelocalundertakerthatshewantedthefollowinginscriptiononhertombstone:"Bornasavirgin,livedasavirgin,diedasavirgin."
Notlongafter,theoldmaiddiedpeacefully,andtheundertakertoldhismenwhattheladyhadsaid.Themenwenttocarveitin,butasthelazyno-goodstheywere,theythoughttheinscriptiontobeunnecessarilylong.Theysimplywrote:"Returnedunopened."
[幽默]-名演员的最后一次机会
Therewasonceagreatactorwhocouldnolongerrememberhislines.Aftermanyyearshefindsatheatrewheretheyarepreparedtogivehimachancetoshineagain.
Thedirectorsays,"Thisisthemostimportantpart,andithasonlyoneline.Youwalkontothestageattheopeningcarryingarose.Youholdtherosetoyournosewithjustonefingerandthumb,snifftherosedeeplyandthensaytheline‘Ah,thesweetaromaofmymistress.‘"
Theactoristhrilled.Alldaylongbeforetheplayhe‘spracticinghislineoverandoveragain.
Finally,thetimecame.Thecurtainwentup,theactorwalkedontothestage,andwithgreatpassiondeliveredtheline,"Ah,thesweetaromaofmymistress."
Thetheatreerupted,theaudiencewasscreamingwithlaughterandthedirectorwassteaming!
"Youbloodyfool!"hecried,"Youhaveruinedme!"
Theactorwasbewildered,"Whathappened,didIforgetmyline?"
"No!"screamedthedirector."Youforgottherose!"
[幽默]MyWifeWillExchangeThemTomorrow
Agentlemanwalksintoastoreandaskedforapairofgloves.
"Clothofleather?"askedthesalesperson.
"Makesnodifference,"repliedcustomer.
"Whatcolor?"asked