Longlongago,therelivedamanwhowasalwaysborrowingmoneyfromothers,butneverreturned.HisnamewasJack.Soeveryonedidnotlikehimatall,evendidnotwanttomeethim.Nowthestoryisbeginning.HeknocksatMrSmiths'dooragain.Inhisheart,MrSmithsishisbestfriend.ActOneJack:（Thedoorbellisringing）Oh,mybestfriend!Donotbethat,okay?MrSmiths:Well,comein!Idonotthinkyouhavesomethingimportant.Ihaveansignificantappointmentlater.Sopleasedonottroublemeanylonger.("Gooutasquicklyasyoucan",hethinks.)Jack:Ithinkyoushouldbemorefriendly,mydearfriend.Whynotaskmetohaveacupoftea?MrSmiths:Well,waitamoment!(Hegoestothekitchen.Inthekitchen,)MyGod!Whatishegoingtodoonearth?Borrowingmoney?Ohno!Icannotbearit!WhatshouldIdo?Whocanhelpme?MrSmiths:Hereyouare.Jack:Oh,thanks,myfriends!Hmm,ittastesgood!Idonotmeantotroubleyou,butIhavenochoicebutto.MrSmiths:What?Clearlyplease?Jack:Youaremybestfriend.Ihatetosay,butyouknow,Ireallyfacedthefinancialdifficultyrecently.So...MrSmiths:So,SoSoyouwanttoborrowmoneyfromme,allright?Jack:Oh,youknowmedeeply.Isthatok?MrSmiths:Iwanttogiveyouahand.But,youknow,allthecreditcardsareinthechargeofmywife.(Takingoutsomemoneyfromhispocket.)Yousee,Ijusthave200yuan.Ithinkitisnotenoughforyou...Jack:(Grabthemoney)Itisverykindofyou!Seeyou!MrSmiths:Wait!Wait!Howcanyoudosuchathinginthatway?Jack:Inearlyforgetit!Hereyouare!MrSmiths:ButhowcanIexplaintomywife?ActTwoAfterawhile,hiswifecomesbackandsheseemsanxious.MrsSmiths:Ohdear,Ihavesomethingimportantthingtodiscusswithyou.MrSmiths:Ialsohavesomethingtotellyou.Youplease!MrsSmiths:IwanttobuyacoatwhichIhaveexpectedforalongtime.Nowithasathirtypercentdiscount.Imakesurethatyouwillagree,isitokay?MrSmiths:Ofcourse!ButIamafraidthatIhavenomoneynowMrsSmiths:What?Ijustgiveyou200yuanyesterday.Doyouremember?MrSmiths:Yes,Ikonw!ButIjustlentittoJackamomentago.MrsSmiths:Oh?Whatapity!What?Jack?Howcome?YousayyoulentittoJack?Howsillyyouare!MrSmiths:Iamsorry.Butdonotbeangry...itwasjustanaccident.MrsSmiths:Accident?Accident?Howmanytimesdoessuchathinghappened?MrSmiths:Iamterriblesorry!IswearIcantakeallmoneybackthistime!Okay?Dear?MrsSmiths:Nowthatyouhavepromised,youshouldcatchthischance.MrSmiths:Ok,Iwill.ActThreeMrSmithsknocksatJack'sdoor.Jack:Oh,myfriend!Cominginplease!Whatbringsyouhere?MrSmiths:Youknow,Ihatetosaybut...Jack:Whathappenedtoyouonearth?Youlookupset!MrSmiths:Ithinkthingsdonotgowellasweexpected.Hmm,Hmm,IamafraidIwilltakebackallmoney.Jack:Ha,Ha,Ha...Youmustbejoking!Ithinkyoumakeamistake.CouldyoutellmewhendidIborrowmoneyfromyou?MrSmiths:Donotyouremember?Suchasyesterday,aweekagoandlonglongago.Forget?Look!TheseareIOUs.Jack:（端来一杯咖啡）Hereyouare.Pleasekeepcalm!Youshouldthinkitover.Itisveryserious!MrSmiths:（拍桌子,把欠条扔到了桌子上）Isnotitclear?Jack:Youknow,thescholarsaystheriveryesterdayisnottherivertoday.ThenImyselfyesterdayisnotmyselftoday.TheIthatborrowedyourmoneyienottheItoday,soIcannotreturnthemoneynow.YouhadbettergoandasktheIyesterdayforyourmoney.MrSmiths:（猛拍桌子,然后朝Jack的脸上使劲的打了一下）Jack:Ouch!Itisbleeding!Youarehappy!Youwillregretsoonerorlater!MrSmiths：Really?（甩门而走）ACTFOU