Anoldmanvisitedanewdoctor.Hewasveryyoung.

　　一个老人去医院看病,给他诊断的是一个非常年轻的医生,非常年轻.

　　"Idon‘tfeelwell,doctor,"hesaid."Pleasefindoutwhat’swrongwithme."

　　"医生,我觉得不舒服"老人说"请给我检查一下我生什么病了"

　　"Takeoffyourclothesandlieonthebed,"theyoungdoctorsaid,"I‘llexamineyou."

　　"把衣服脱了,然后躺床上去"年轻的医生说"我要给你做个检查"

　　Theoldmantookoffhisclothesandlaydownonthebed,andtheyoungdoctorexaminedhim.However,hecouldn’tfindanythingwrongwiththeoldman.

　　老人脱了衣服后在床上躺下了,年轻的医生开始给他做检查.但是他没发现老人的身体有任何异常.

　　Helistenedtohisheard.Helookedintohisthroat.Heexaminedeverypartofhim.

　　他听了老人的心跳(?)看了他的喉咙(?)他给老人做了全身的检查.

　　Atlasthesaid,"I‘msorry,butIcan’tfindanythingwrongwithyouYou‘reashealthyasIam."

　　最后他说"对不起,老人家,我没有看出你身体上有任何的毛病,你很健康,像个年轻人那样健康."

　　"That’sverystrange,"theoldmansaid,"becauseIfeelreallybad."

　　"那太奇怪了,"老人说"我感觉非常的不舒服"

　　"Comebacktomorrowandseemeagainifyoudon‘tfeelbetter,"theyoungdoctorsaid."I’llexamineyouagain."

　　"如果您还是觉得不舒服的话,就麻烦您明天再过来一躺"年轻的医生说"我再给您做一次检查"

　　"Allright,doctor,"theoldmansaid.

　　"好的,医生"老人回答

　　Slowly,hestoodupandputonhisclothes.Thenhewalkedoutofthehospital.

　　老人慢慢的站起来穿上衣服,然后走出了诊断室(?)

　　Afewsecondslater,thedoctor‘snurseranin.

　　"Doctor!Doctor!’shecried."Thatmanyousaidwashealthyhasjustdiedoutsidethedoor."

　　几秒钟以后,医生的护士跑了进来"医生!医生"她哭喊着"刚才您检查的那个老人刚刚猝死在医院门口了!

　　Thedoctorthoughtquickly.

　　"Thenturnthebodyaroundsothatpeoplewillthinkhewascomingin,"hesaid.

　　医生想了一下说"那把他的尸体倒转过来,让人家以为他是在来医院的路上"