急求英语小短文；小故事；小幽默!150字-200字左右,越多越好!（初一水平）小短文最好是有关dietandlifestyle方面的；小故事和小幽默随便是什么内容都可以.要有中文翻译!
急求英语小短文；小故事；小幽默!
150字-200字左右,越多越好!（初一水平）
小短文最好是有关dietandlifestyle方面的；小故事和小幽默随便是什么内容都可以.要有中文翻译!
TheFrogandtheOx
byAesop
“Oh,Father,”saidalittlefrogtothebigonesittingbythesideofapond,“Ihaveseensuchaterriblemonster!Itwasasbigasamountain,withhorns①onhishead,andalongtail,andithadhoofsdividedintwo②.
“Tush③,child,tush,”saidtheoldfrog,“thatwasonlythefamrer'sox.Itisn'tsobigeither,hemaybealittlebittallerthanI,butIcouldeasilymakemyselfquiteasbroad;justyouwatch.”Soheblewhimselfout,andblewhimselfout,andblewhimselfout.“Washeasbigasthat?”heasked.
“Oh,muchbiggerthanthat,”saidtheyoungfrog.
Againtheoldoneblewhimselfout,andaskedtheyoungoneiftheoxwasasbigasthat.
“Bigger,Father,bigger,”theyoungfrogreplied.
Sotheoldfrogtookadeep,deepbreath,andblewandblewandblew,andswelledandswelledandswelled.Andthenhesaidinastrained④voice:“I'msuretheoxisnotasbigas….”Butatthatmomentheburst.