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2019-11-18 23:46
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  AnditwasalwaysseldomscroogethatheknewhowtokeepChristmaswell.Ifanymanalivepossessknowledge.Maythatbetrulysaidofusandallofus.AndsoisTinyTimobservedGodblessesuseveryone.AndsoendsDickens'masterpieceTheChristmasCoral.

  Waitaminute,thatsotheendwasagraunchy?

  Yeah.Isn'titgreatbooktoshowupnowandtakeeverything?

  Howcomeit'scalledtheChristmasCarolanyway?

  Yeah,there'snobodyinthisstorynamedCarol.

  MissLaurance,wouldpleasechangeplaceswithMrMatthews?

  Allright,Iamahyperactive,underachieving11-year-oldboy.

  Imeantphysically.

  Oh,thattakeslessonexactlylikeatalk.

  WhydoIhavetomove?

  Wewerejustgivingourviewofthebook.

  Yeah,Imeanyouseeliteralmasterpiece.Wesay"At"!

  MrMathews,I'mlessinterestedinyourreviewthanIamthatyouwanttounderstandthematerial.WhatinyouropinionwasMrDickenstryingtoexpressinhisChristmasstory.

  Andifyoureal*thatneedghostwilltakeyouthecoolplaces.

  "At"!

  Fishandsteaks.Twothingsnatureneverwanttoputtogether.Whatyouget?

  *andcherry.Twothingsnaturecouldn'tkeepapart.

  Sinceyourmompackitone?Ithoughtyoulikedfishandsteaks.

  Ido,butIthinkit'scrueltohavealittlefishgrindwhentheyribtheirsticksoff.

  MayIsitdown?

  No!

  Well,sinceit'sempty,Iwant.

  Ah,Christmas,seasonoftogether,seasonofbrotherhood.

  Seasonofwool,nowIwanttotenChristmasgifts,wool.Itdoesn'tmatterforshipslikesocksorsweater,it’swoolandit’s*.

  Thegiftisasimportantasthoughtbehindit.

  What'sthatbehindthewool.Thiskiddoesn'tscratchenough?

  IagreewithSteward.

  Oh,no.It'sanutone.Minkinsshutoffyourgiftmagnet.

  IjustthinkweoftenlosesideoftheturemeaningofChristmasinthefancyofcommercialism

  Whatareyoutalkingabout?Howwegonnaknowaskforfreedomofcommercials?ChristmasisthecelebrationoftheWinterSolsticeandancienttribalritualwhoseoriginswerelostintime.

  Yeah,wewerejusttalkingaboutthatinthebathroom.

2019-11-18 23:49:27

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