幽默英文小短文
幽默英文小短文
幽默英文小短文
幽默英文小短文
AnditwasalwaysseldomscroogethatheknewhowtokeepChristmaswell.Ifanymanalivepossessknowledge.Maythatbetrulysaidofusandallofus.AndsoisTinyTimobservedGodblessesuseveryone.AndsoendsDickens'masterpieceTheChristmasCoral.
Waitaminute,thatsotheendwasagraunchy?
Yeah.Isn'titgreatbooktoshowupnowandtakeeverything?
Howcomeit'scalledtheChristmasCarolanyway?
Yeah,there'snobodyinthisstorynamedCarol.
MissLaurance,wouldpleasechangeplaceswithMrMatthews?
Allright,Iamahyperactive,underachieving11-year-oldboy.
Imeantphysically.
Oh,thattakeslessonexactlylikeatalk.
WhydoIhavetomove?
Wewerejustgivingourviewofthebook.
Yeah,Imeanyouseeliteralmasterpiece.Wesay"At"!
MrMathews,I'mlessinterestedinyourreviewthanIamthatyouwanttounderstandthematerial.WhatinyouropinionwasMrDickenstryingtoexpressinhisChristmasstory.
Andifyoureal*thatneedghostwilltakeyouthecoolplaces.
"At"!
Fishandsteaks.Twothingsnatureneverwanttoputtogether.Whatyouget?
*andcherry.Twothingsnaturecouldn'tkeepapart.
Sinceyourmompackitone?Ithoughtyoulikedfishandsteaks.
Ido,butIthinkit'scrueltohavealittlefishgrindwhentheyribtheirsticksoff.
MayIsitdown?
No!
Well,sinceit'sempty,Iwant.
Ah,Christmas,seasonoftogether,seasonofbrotherhood.
Seasonofwool,nowIwanttotenChristmasgifts,wool.Itdoesn'tmatterforshipslikesocksorsweater,it’swoolandit’s*.
Thegiftisasimportantasthoughtbehindit.
What'sthatbehindthewool.Thiskiddoesn'tscratchenough?
IagreewithSteward.
Oh,no.It'sanutone.Minkinsshutoffyourgiftmagnet.
IjustthinkweoftenlosesideoftheturemeaningofChristmasinthefancyofcommercialism
Whatareyoutalkingabout?Howwegonnaknowaskforfreedomofcommercials?ChristmasisthecelebrationoftheWinterSolsticeandancienttribalritualwhoseoriginswerelostintime.
Yeah,wewerejusttalkingaboutthatinthebathroom.