英文短文幽默故事
英文短文幽默故事
英文短文幽默故事
英文短文幽默故事
AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasin
prison.Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthegarden.
Hewrotetohissonaboutit,andreceivedthisreply,"ForHEAVENSSAKE,don'tdigupthatgarden,that'swhereIburiedtheGUNS!"
At4AMthenextmorning,adozenBritishsoldiersshowedupandduguptheentiregarden,butdidn'tfindanyguns.
Confused,themanwrotetohissontellinghimwhathappenedandaskinghimwhattodonext.
Hisson'sreplywas:"Justplantyourpotatoes."
一个老人独居在北爱尔兰,他的独生子正在坐牢.老人想在花园里种些土豆,但不知道谁可以帮忙把泥土翻松.他写信想儿子提及此事,儿子回信说道:“看在上帝的面上,千万不要翻松花园的泥土,我把枪埋在那儿了.”
第二天凌晨4点,一队英国士兵出现在老人家中,在花园把土地翻遍,但并没有找到任何枪支.”
老人写信告诉儿子这件奇怪的事情,问到底发生了什么事情,下一步应该怎么做.
儿子回信道:“你只管种土豆好了.”
Mr.andMrs.TaylorhadasevenyearoldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.
Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedthemverymuch,sohewasnotdelightedaboutthenewsthattherewassoongoingtobeoneinhishousetoo.
OneeveningMr.andMrs.Taylorweremakingplansforthebaby'sarrival.“Thishousewon'tbebigenoughforusallwhenthebabycomes,”saidMr.Taylor.
Patcameintotheroomjustthenandsaid,“Whatareyoutalkingabout?”“Weweresayingthatwe'llhavetomovetoanotherhousenow,becausethenewbaby'scoming,”hismotheranswered.
“It'snouse,”saidPathopelessly.“He'llfollowusthere.”
泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的男孩,名叫帕特.现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎.
帕特在别人家看见过婴儿,他不太喜欢他们,所以他对自己家里也将有一个婴儿的消息感到不满.
一天晚上,泰勒夫妇正在为这个婴儿的降生计划做安排.泰勒先生说:“有了婴儿,我们的房子就太小,不够住了.”
帕特恰好在这个时候走进屋,他问:“你们在说什么?”他的母亲回答说:“我们在说我们现在得搬家,因为婴儿就要诞生了.”
“那没用,”帕特绝望地说.“他会跟我们到那儿去的.”