BedtimePrayers

　　Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers."PleaseGod,"shesaid,"makeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly."

　　Hermotherinterruptedandsaid."Julie,whydoyouwantGodtomakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly?"

　　AndJuliereplyed,"Becausethat'swhatIputinmygeographyexam!"

　　睡前祷告词

　　朱莉叶在做睡前祷告.“上帝,求求你,”她说,“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧.”

　　妈妈打断她的话说：“朱莉叶,为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”

　　朱莉叶回答道：“因为我在地理考卷上是这样写的.”