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  英语话剧,附带中文.要励志一点的.

  英语话剧,附带中文.要励志一点的.

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2020-01-09 04:35
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刘成君

  守株待兔(英语短剧)剧本

  你可以自己调节角色~

  (因为是搞笑,所以不必太拘谨.普通台词意思对即可.)

  旁白:Todaywewillhavearoleplaynamed“tostandbyatreestumpwaitingforahare”.I’mthevoice-over.Theyaretherabbits.Sheisthefarmerandsheisthetree.[begin]

  [Chapter1]

  旁白:Nowweareinavillage.Itisawarmmorning.Thereisafarmerlivinginthisvillage.Look!Herecomeshim.Isn’themodern?

  [开始.树上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方.]

  [农夫冷酷地上.]

  农夫:I’mafarmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]Amodernfarmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)

  [冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头,继续保持冷酷]WhenIwasyoung,IstudiedinShurenInternationalSchool![掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看,收起]

  SoI’mrichnow![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!

  Thisismymodernmobile——MotorolaWC250!ThisismySwatch!ThismyMP5!Thisismyshoes——ADI~DAS!

  Thisis…[不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.Andlookatthis![从怀里掏出痒痒挠]

  DoUknowwhat’sthis?Arabble?Nonono~~It’smymodern——hoe~![看下表]It’stimetodosomefarming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作,锄了两下,突然]Ohyes!Ithinkfarmingshouldbecombinedwithmusic![掏出MP3戴上,开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]

  Farmingfarming,I’mfarming!Farmingshouldbecombinedwithmusic~!Farmingfarming,I’mfarming!Farmingwillbefunnyandeasy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台,把没用的道具拿走,把有用的道具准备在口袋里][树走上前台]

  [Chapter2]

  旁白:Oh~Whatafunnyfarmerheis!Andwhataboutthistree?Isshecrazytoo?

  树:I’matree!Icandomanythings!Icansing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,边做边唱:哼哼哈西!]

  Icandance![跳四小天鹅]I’mtall!AndI’mStrong!Ifyouhitme,youwilldie!

  Oh?Therecomesarabbit![引导观众看兔子A.树站回后台]

  [兔子A上]

  兔子A(一开始不知道状况.以为自己扮演周杰伦,所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼):Heyeverybody,I’mJay!IloveU!IloveNanjing![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]NowletmesingoneofmynewsongstoU!Thenameofthesongis《BLABLA~~》![清清嗓子正要唱,这时候导演(旁白)上]

  导演(旁白):[微笑着]Hello!I’mthefilmdirector.[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]WhatareUdoing?!NowUarearabbit,understand?![兔子A:Sorrysorrysorry]

  [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》.导演下台之前,看了下《十》]What’sthis?[看了看,惊喜地]Oh!It’smine!(很兴奋地拿着下场)

  旁白:Nowsheisarabbit.Whatwillshedo?

  兔子A:OK,nowI’marabbit.Ijusthadmybreakfast.NowI’mjustwalkingaroundhere.Ithinkwalkingaftermealsisgoodformyhealth.[在场上转圈,悠闲散步]

  [农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]

  旁白:Suddenly,thefarmerseestherabbit…

  农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]Iwillcatchit![偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]

  旁白:But…Howcanhecatchtherabbit?Withthegun?

  [农夫跟在兔子后面.两个人走啊走.兔子突然回头.农夫假装看手表.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装看天气.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装打手机.两人继续走,兔子回头.这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子.]

  兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What’sthis!

  农夫:Hnnnn…!IwillkillUforlunch!

  兔子A:Butyourgun…[帮农夫把枪头调转过来(农夫一开始把枪对着自己)]

  农夫:Thankyou!

  兔子A:Mypleasure.(突然想起来农夫要杀自己)Wah~~~~~~[兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]

  农夫:Where~togo?Haha!

  [农夫开了一枪“砰”.兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到.树做出受伤中弹状.农夫又开枪,同上.农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪.(旁白:当当当当——|拟枪声|)兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来.树(树:Oh,mygod!)继续痛苦中弹状.]

  兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳边说]Youdidn’thurtme!Youdidn’thurtme!

  树:[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurtme….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]

  [兔子继续兴奋地跳舞.农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它.兔子猛然抬头发现]

  农夫:Ahha~!Byebye![举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了.兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]

  兔子A:Hahahaha!Youcan’tkillmenow![兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰.突然头撞倒了后面的树]Wa![兔子晕两下~~“我倒!”倒地]

  农夫:OH![很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]Mylunch

2020-01-09 04:37:45

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