昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的：“hello?”

　　老外：“hi.”

　　前台小姐：“youhavewhatthing?”

　　老外：“canyouspeakenglish?”

　　前台小姐：“ifinotspeakenglish,iamspeakingwhat?”

　　老外：“cananybodyelsespeakenglish?”

　　前台小姐：“youyourselflook.allpeopleareplaying,nopeoplehavetime,youcanwait,youwait,younotwait,yougo.”

　　老外：“goodheavens.anybodyherecanspeakenglish?”

　　前台小姐：“shoutwhatshout,quietalittle,youonearthhavewhatthing.”

　　老外：“iwanttospeaktoyourhead.”

　　前台小姐：“headnotzai.youtomorrowcome.”