IfoundoutthatIwasn’tassmartasIthought.

　　我发现自己没有想象中的那么聪明.

　　Hebroughtthepackagetothewrongoffice.

　　他把包裹送错办公室了.

　　Heworebluejeanstoaformaldinner.

　　Icompletelyforgotaboutherdivorce.

　　我完全忘记她离婚了.

　　Shespilledthesoupalloverherdress.

　　她把汤洒到了她的衣服上,弄得到处都是.

　　Hebroughthisgirlfriendtohisex-wife’sparty.

　　Heoversleptandmissedwork.

　　他睡过头了,误了上班.

　　Igotlostanddrovearoundthecityforhours.

　　我迷路了,开车在城里转了几个小时.

　　Mydecisionruinedthewholeevening.

　　我的决定把整个夜晚都破坏了.

　　Heshouldneverdrinkthatmuchalcoholinpublic.

　　他不应该在公众场合喝那么多酒.

　　She’llnevergivemeanextensionxforsuchafoolishexcuse.

　　Idon’twanttolookstupidinfrontoftheteacher.

　　我不想在老师面前显得愚蠢.

　　DidIdoanythingembarrassing?

　　我做了什么令人难堪的事情吗?

　　Theworstthingwaswhenyougotupontopofthetableandstarteddancingandsinging.

　　最糟糕的事就是你站在桌子上又唱又跳.

　　Iletthecatoutofthebagwithonlyonedaytogo.

　　只剩最后一天了,我却泄露了秘密.

　　【生词解读】

　　1.package[5pAkidV]n.包裹；包

　　2.formal[5fC:mEl]a.正式的；礼节上的

　　3.oversleep[5EuvE5sli:p]vi.睡过头

　　4.extension[iks5tenFEn]n.延长；延期；缓期

　　小学英语作文-一个愚蠢的女人(Astupidwoman)

　　Rosewantedajobwhenshewasseventeen.itwasnotdifficulttofindajob

　　theninthecountry.onedayrosewaslookingforajob.shewenttomany

　　officesbutshedidn’tlikeanyofthem.whenshewentintooneoftheoffices,

　　shesawaboard:thisofficeneedsatypist.rosewasexcited.

　　x10Shewenttothemanager’soffice.themanagerwaswritingsomething.rose

　　knockedatthedoor.themanagerraisedhishead:“doyouneedatypist?”asked

　　rose.“yes!”themanagersaid.rosejumpedupandclappedherhands.she

　　couldn’thelpsaying:“ok!iwilltakethisjob.

　　x10Howmuchwillyoupayme?”themanagerthoughtforafewsecondsandsaid:

　　“iwillpayyoutwenty-sevendollarsinthefirstthreemonths.theniwillpay

　　youthirtydollars.”rosesmiledandanswered:“great,iwillcomeandworkherethreemonthslater.”themanagerfrownedandhewasspeechless.