SecretForaLongLife

　　Awomanwalksuptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch.

　　"Icouldn'thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,"shesays."What'syoursecretforalong,happylife?"

　　"Ismokethreepacksaday,drinkacaseofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoodsandnever,everexercise."

　　"Wow,that'samazing,"saysthewoman."Howoldareyou?"

　　"Twenty-six."

　　长寿秘诀

　　一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头.

　　“我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,”那女士说.“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”

　　“我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼.”

　　“哦,真神奇,”女士说.“你高寿?”