英语幽默短剧剧本ThePocketMoneyScene1（AtSalesman’shome）N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示),Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)First,puttheflouronthetable.Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)Nowpress,press……Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)Press,press……Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……Nowletmecutitintopieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs英文短剧本旁白：Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.白雪：(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)皇后：I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellmesurely.Now,mirror,mirror,comehere!魔镜：Yes,I’mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?皇后：Mirror,mirror,onthewall.Whoisthefairestoftheall?魔镜：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithink.Butthereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=157763042自己去看吧...什么都有..Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示),Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)First,puttheflouronthetable.Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)Nowpress,press……Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)Press,press……Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……Nowletmecutitintopieces!

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　　Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,DabaoMr.Shi：Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedin1980s.

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　　(inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)Dabao：Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.

　　Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slipped,takeitup,)

　　Xiaofu：Tax!Paythetax!

　　Dabao：(changefaces)

　　Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here'snotaxi.

　　Xiaofu：Tax!T---A---X!

　　Dabao：What'sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?6JJTaxi--!Taxi--!