新白蛇传旁白：ItwasabeautifulnightwhenXuXianandBaiSuzhencameoutoftheQiantangRiverCinemaafterfinishingamovie.Themoonlightwassosoft,anditseemedtosuggestthatsomethingunusualwasabouttohappen.（在一个月朗星稀的夜晚,许仙和白素贞看完电影从钱塘江电影院走出来,二人亲密无比.）《千年等一回》前奏响起.

　　白素贞:Honey,whatdoyouthinkofthemovieTitanicwesawjustnow?Isitromantic?（语气娇柔,动作妩媚的抚摸着高耸的肚子）

　　许仙:Sweet,whereverwego,whateverwedo,Iwillfeeleverythingromantic,aslongasyouloveme.（满脸满足的微笑,伸手抚摸白素贞的脸）

　　白素贞：Darling….（学泰坦尼克里的rose姿势）

　　许仙：Love…（无比深情,搂着白素贞的腰；模仿泰坦尼克）白素贞：Musician!Changethesong!旁白：Stopyoutwo!AsIcanimagine,nooneoftheaudiencewantstoknowwhatyouwilldonext!Meanwhile,bothofyouaresoignorantofyourignorance,‘causethedangerisonlyabreathaway.See!Whoishim!（法海跳到两人面前,音乐声落下.）

　　法海：Stopthere!（用手指着白素贞,语气凶狠,满脸怨恨）Sodisgusting!Ican’tstanditanymore!BaiSuzhe,whyareyousocool-bloodytome!YouknowIloveyou,youknowtheoneIloveallacrosstheworldareyou.Butwhyyoudidn’tchooseme?Tellmewhy,whyyoudidn’tgivemeyourhand?Tellmewhy,istheresomethingIhavemissed?

　　许仙：（语气不屑）Baby,whoisthisoldguy?Besides,whatishetalkingabout?

　　白素贞：（一脸不屑的看看法海,转过头微笑的看着许仙）,Ohdear,thereisnoneedforustocarehim.Heisjustamadmanwhoalwayssendsshortmessagesatnighttometotellmehowlonelyheisandhowmuchhelovesme.ButIneverfalllovewithhim,honey,onlyyou,onlyyou,onlyyouareabletokeepmycompanytotheendofmylife.

　　法海：（手指气到颤抖的指着白素贞）BaiSuzhen,why?Tellmewhy,doesishavetobethis?

　　白素贞：（语气骄傲）OK!Nowletmetellyouthereasons!LookatXuXian,heishandsomecharmingcleverandsmart.Meanwhileheissorichthathehasmanyhousesandcars.Asallgirlssitheretodayknow,thesearethebasicsofthemarriagesinthe21century.（用手抚摸着肚子）What’smore,look,here,understand?许仙：（语气骄傲）Guy,youaresopoor.Lookatyourself,inrags,howcanyouguaranteeherhappiness?Youarejustgood-of-nothing!Getaway!Andkeepdistancefrommywifeforever!法海：（语气凶狠）BaiSuzhen,youaresocruel!Well,well,Iamstillheretokillyou,you,monster!

　　许仙：（冲上前,把白素贞挡在自己身后）Honey,don’tbefrightened!（拍拍胸脯）Iwillprotectyoufromthecrazy!Trustme!IamgoodatChineseKungfu!

　　法海：BaiSuzhen,Iwillkillyou!Killyou!（从怀里拿出金帛,全场顿时金光闪）

　　许仙：aaaa（吓到躲到白素贞身后）

　　法海：Infact,youaregood-of-nothing!白素贞：（一脸镇定）Dear,neverbescared!Icanmanageit.

　　许仙：（惊恐）Buthehasaweapon,whileyoudon’t.Youforgettobringyoursword,youarealwaysthatcareless!Itoldyounottothrownearby!

　　旁白:Oh,thefightingstarted!Itwasreallyaheatedfight,thunder,lighting,storm,andsoon.Ofcoursewedon’thavetheopportunitytoseethelive.Nevertheless,itdoesn’tmatter,‘causethehighpointiscoming…白素贞(将肚子里的书包扔出来,狂哭):Oh,mygod!Mysonisgone!Heisgone!法海：BaiSuzhen,itisyourrevenge,youknow,itisnotmyfault…白素贞：Fahai!Heisjustanewlife,howcanyoukillhim!Howcan!法海：Itdoesn’tmatterifyoulovemeornot,loveisrightthere,nottochange.Itdoesn’tmatteryouarewithmeornot,myhandisinyours.Letmeembraceyou,orletmeinyourheart.许仙：Nodoor!Whatthehelldoyouwanttodo!法海：You’dbetternotspeak,otherwise,Iwillkillyoufirst!许仙：Iwon’tshutupuntilyouswearthatyouwillletmego…Otherwise,Iwillgivesomecolorseesee!白素贞：Honey,aren’tyougoodatChineseKungfu?Comeo