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  求英语话剧剧本,我是初一滴,不要太长.

  求英语话剧剧本,我是初一滴,不要太长.

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2020-02-16 16:17
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  搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

  搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

  演员表:

  西门吹雪

  叶孤城

  花满楼

  打更的太监

  旁白

  道具:牛奶两袋,纸屑若干.

  第一幕:决战乡村陌路

  旁白:Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.

  Birdsaredancinginthecold.

  Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.

  Windiscominginsilence.

  Anothermysteriousmanapproaches.

  打更的太监:Theweatherisdryandthingsareflammable,takecarenotcatchthefire!I’m打酱油的!

  Y与X相遇.

  X:Ohm,I’msorrytoknockyou!

  Y:Ha-ha,Nevermindbaby.

  X:Excuseme,Couldyoutellmeyourname?

  Y:haha,Iwon’tchangemyname!Nomatterwhathappens.I’mthemostfamous——-YeGucheng(登登登登!).Whoareyou?

  X:I’mximenchuixue.

  Y(惊讶):Ar,ximenchuixue?

  X:Yes,whatiswrong?

  Y:IheardthatyouarethebestMartialArts?

  X:Great,youknowme!

  Y(抱腿):Please,please……Don’tkillme!Letmego!

  X:No,Imustkillyou!

  Y:Idon’twanttobekilled.Letmego!

  X:Noway!Youknow?

  Y(突然站起冷冷的说):Don’tforceme!

  X:Pardon!

  (Y拿出一袋牛奶)

  X(抢过牛奶):Milk,verygood!Ilikedrinkingit.

  Y:Pleasedrinkit!

  X(喝完牛奶):Thanks,ha-ha

  Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

  X:Sure,must!Milkismilk.

  Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!Verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!

  X:I’msureIwon’t!

  Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon’tbeatyouthistime,I’llneverbehavingproperly!3-2-1-0

  X(捂着肚子,蹲下):Ouch,Ouch!

  Y(大笑):HaHa……

  X(可怜状):Help!Help!Whereisthewashroom?

  Y:What?

  X:Toliet?

  Y:What?

  X:The“WC”?

  Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacrossingroad!

  X:Thanks,bye-bye.

  Y(掏出纸屑吹):Thisisgenuinesnow!

  H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!

  Y:Whoareyou?

  H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

  Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”now,ha……

  H(惊讶):Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

  Y:Youareright!

  H:Teriffic!YouaretheoneI’mlookingfor!Doyouwanttojoininme?

  Y:Yes,It’sverygood.

  H:Ok,followme;let’sgo!

  Y:Ok,Let’sgo!

  (Tobecontinued…)

2020-02-16 16:20:01

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