Cathy

　　Susan

　　AngelandServant

　　AsideandClerk

　　Summary

　　Susan很苗条,Cath和胖,她们是好朋友,不过却都羡慕对方……

　　ThisstoryisabouttwogoodfriendsCathyandSusan.Cathyisaverythingirl;ontheotherhand,Susanisaveryheavygirl.ThereforeCathyandSusanwanttochangethemselves.

　　SceneI

　　(CathyandSusanencountereachotheronastreet.)

　　Cathy:Hello,Susan.Howareyou?

　　Susan:I’mnotdoingwell.

　　Cathy:Whynot?

　　Susan:I’mtoofat.Iwanttolosesomeweights.

　　Cathy:Really?ButIwanttobecomefat.

　　Susan:Areyoucrazy?Beingfatisaterriblething.Lookatme.Myabdomenlookslikeaswimmingbelt.Itissougly.

　　(CathytouchesSusan’sabdomen.)

　　Cathy:Butitistenderandmakesmefeelcontent.

　　Susan:You’resokind.Yourwordsmakemehappy.

　　Cathy:I’mserious,nokidding.

　　Susan:God!(Touchesherownforeheadandsigh)

　　WhyareyounotmeandIamnotyou?

　　(Susanseemstointenddoingsomething.)

　　Susan:Wedon’tlikeourfiguresandwanttochangeourselves,wecanworkhardtogether.

　　Cathy:Itsoundsgood.Icanhelpyouandyoucanhelpme.That’swonderful.(Sayingloudly)

　　Susan:Webeginplanningrightaway.

　　Cathy:Uh!Let’sgo.

　　SceneII

　　(FirstlyCathybringsSusantoafamousstorenamedTrustme.)

　　Servant:Welcome!Doyouwanttotakepartinourclass?

　　Cathy:Yes!Wewill.

　　Servant:Ok!

　　Susan:Whydoyoutakemehere?

　　Cathy:Iseethat“Trustme,youcanmakeit”commercialonTV.Itlooksgreat.SoIwanttotrustitandhelpyoubecomethinner.

　　Susan:Oh…!Whydoyoualsoparticularin?

　　Cathy:Becausewearegoodfriends,weshoulddoittogether.(Ha!Ha!)

　　(Afterseveraldays)

　　Susan:Why?It’snousetome,butyoubecomemuchthinner.(Crying)

　　Cathy:Idon’twantit,too.(Crying)

　　(Thetwogirlsareveryangrytolooktheservant.)

　　Servant:It’snotmyfault.(Sheescapesfromthestore.)

　　SceneIII

　　(Later,SusantakesCathytoMcDonalds.)

　　Cathy:McDonalds?

　　Susan:Fastfoodhashighcalories.Itisthebestfoodtomakeyoufat.

　　Clerk:MayIhelpyou?

　　Susan:Iwanttoorderfourhamburgers,tendrumsticks,fivefrenchfriesandtwocokes.

　　Clerk:What?

　　Cathy:Sorry,giveusaminute.(Talkstothewaiter)

　　(CathypullsSusan’sarmandmovestotheside.)

　　Cathy:Ican’teatallofthem.

　　Susan:Thefoodisnotjustforyou.

　　Cathy:Don’tyouwanttobethin?

　　Susan:Yes.

　　Cathy:Youcan’teatthem,becausetheywillmakeyoufat.

　　Susan:ButIcan’topposetheattraction.

　　(CathygivesSusanalook.)

　　Susan:Letmethink.

　　(Suddenly,anangelandanevilappear.)

　　Evil:Youcaneatit.Anyway,youhavetimetoloseweight.

　　Angel:Ifyoueatthemnow,youwoulddothesamethingnexttime.Youwillnotloseanyweight.

　　Evil:Listentome.I’mright.

　　Angel:No,he’swrong.

　　(Evilbeginstofightagainsttheangel.)

　　Susan:Enough!Goaway!(Yellstotheevilandtheangel)

　　Cathy:AreyouOK?

　　Susan:Uh!Idecidetoeattoday.