求一个英语搞笑短剧,千万不要童话题材,四个人以上!
求一个英语搞笑短剧,千万不要童话题材,四个人以上!
求一个英语搞笑短剧,千万不要童话题材,四个人以上!
求一个英语搞笑短剧,千万不要童话题材,四个人以上!
英语短剧剧本一ThePocketMoney
Characters:Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggie(M),Alice(A),Candy(C),Policeman(P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景
Scene1(AtSalesman’shome)
N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,Xu……Heiscoming!
S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular.Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)
First,puttheflouronthetable.Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)Nowpress,press……
Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的情)Press,press……
Oh,mygod!(鼻涕)Nevermind!Justdoit!Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,HeHeHe……
Nowletmecutitintopieces!One,two,three,four,five……(用脏菜刀)
Wow,everythingisready!
糖果钻出来(跳舞),跳完后,非常难过地说:Oh,I’msodirtyandugly!WhatcanIdo?Thestudentswilleatme!Andtheywillbeill!WuWuWu…
S:Mmmm…Itlooksdirty.Letmegiveyouanicecoat!(给它穿上)Wow!Nowit’ssobeautiful!Haha……
C:Oh,no!Don’tsellme!I’mdirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2(Attheschoolgate)
N:Thenextday,whentheclassisover,allthestudentscomeouthappilyandthesalesmangoestotheschoolgateasusual.(Maggie和Alice欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩)
(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝):Candies!Candies!Sweetcandies!……
M:Oh,Alice!Look!Candies!
A:Yeah!Ithinktheyareyummy!
M:Let’saskhim.
A:OK!
C:Don’tbuyme!(非常焦急)
M&A:Why?
C:I’mdirty!
M:No,youlooknice!
C:WhatcanIdo?(面向观众)Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S:Candies!Candies!(引诱两个女孩)
M&A:Howmucharethey?
S:Doyouhavemoney?(轻蔑)
M&A:Money?(对视)
M:Oh,I’venomoney!(失落之极)
A:Metoo.
S:Nomoney?Sosorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)
M:Whatcanwedonow?
A:Let’saskdadformoney.
M:Buthowtoask?
A:How?…Oh,Iknow,let’smakehimhappy,andhewillgiveusmoney.(自信)
M:Goodidea!(全部下场)