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　　2011-3-2521:53李瑾乔|一级

　　Narrator：Longago,therewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillthekingofQin,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.

　　ActionI

　　PrinceDan（onthestage,takeoutthemirrorandcombhishairinnarcissism）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(mirror：It’syou,PrinceDan!

　　PrinceDan（happily)Thankumirror!（turntotheaudience）I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(yelltothebackstage)Whereismyminister?

　　StaffASan(sincerely):Honey,Iamcoming.

　　PrinceDan：oh,I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!

　　StaffASan：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.HowaboutfindingaherotokillYingZheng?

　　PrinceDan：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?

　　Audience：Elite!（PrinceDanpatonASan’sshoulder,approving）

　　PrinceDan：Goodidea!Butwhoisthebestcandidate?

　　StaffASan：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.

　　PrinceDan：Well,thenshowmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?

　　StaffASan：Yes.sir!

　　Narrator：soASanarrangeabattlebetweenLimochouandJinke.

　　ActionII（playthemusicof《十面埋伏》）

　　Jinke:AreyouLimochou?

　　Limochou:Yes,Iam.

　　Jinke:OK.I’mJingke,youknow,andIwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.

　　Limochou:Areyouchallengingme?

　　Jinke:Ofcourse!(Shrughisshoulders)Comeon!

　　(musicstars,thetwoofthembegintofight)

　　“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.”

　　LimochoufailandJinkelaugh

　　Limochou(inpain)：Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?

　　Jinke:Wedon’tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Dowe?Don'twe?

　　Limochou:Mommaalwayssaid:"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou'regonnaget."Igotit,Mommaisright.

　　Jinke(laughforthesecondtime)

　　PrinceDan：Congratulation,Mrjinke!Howareyou?

　　Jinke:Fine,thankyou,andyou?

　　PrinceDan：Ohmyladygaga!Couldyoupleasegivemeaninnovative