AndItWasSo

　　于是情况就变成了这样

　　prolusion:Ladiesandgentlemen,doyoubelieveinGod?TodaywearegoingtotellastoryabouttheGoddess.

　　Story-teller:Long,longagotherewasagoddess.Shecreatedthemule.(andthegoddesspointedthemule,themulebegantomove.Themulelookaround)

　　Mule:whoamI?

　　Goddess:(smile)Mydear,youwillbeamule.

　　Mule:Mule?What’sthat?

　　Goddess:That’syourname.Andyoushouldworkwholedaylong.

　　Mule:WhatshallIeat?Youknowwhateverwedo,weneedsenergy.

　　Goddess:Grass.ButIthinkyouwillbefoolish.Andyouwilllivefor50years.

　　Mule:No,No,No.50istoolongformetowork.Canyougivemenomorethan20.

　　Story-teller:TheGoddessthoughtforawhile.

　　Goddess:Er.Yes.That’sallright.

　　Mule:thankyou.I’lltrymybesttofinishit.

　　Story-teller:Anditwasso.Thenextday,thegoddesscreatedadog.

　　Goddess:Youwillbeadog,mydear.

　　Dog:Youmeanawatchdog?

　　Goddess:That’sright.Howcleveryouare!

　　Dog:ButIdidn’twanttobeawatchdog.It’ssoboring

　　Goddess:No,mydear.Youwillfinditinteresting.Youwillbeagoodfriendwithyourmaster.Andyouwillbesubmissive,too.

　　Dog:OK.WhatshouldIeatthen?Youknow,mydearGoddesseveryoneneedtoeat.

　　Goddess:Youwilleathistableleftovers.

　　Dog:That’sterrible!HowlongwillIliketobethis?

　　Goddess:About25years.

　　Story-teller:Thedogdidn’tfeelwell,sohesaidtoherGoddess.

　　Dog:Oh,mydeargoddess.I’monlyawatchdog.25yearsistoolongformetolive.Neitherthewatchdogortheotherkindsofdogsneedit.Pleasetake10yearsaway.

　　Goddess:Er,right.

　　Story-teller:Anditwasso.Thefollowingdays,Goddesscreatedamonkey.

　　Goddess:YouareamonkeyYouaresoclever.Youshallswingfromonetreetoanother,actingstrange.

　　Monkey:YoumeanIshalldoacrobaticshowtopeopleandgivethemrelaxation.

　　Goddess:Andyouwilllivefor20years.

　　Monkey:Sorry,Ididn’tcatchwhatyousaid.Youmean20years?

　　Goddess:Yes.Monkey:Goodheavens!It’sheavyenough.Pleasegivemeonlytenyearstodothat.

　　Story-teller:Anditwasso.Finally,shecreatedhumanbeing.Heistheluckiestbeingthathaveeverbeenbuilt.

　　Goddess:Youareawoman.Thegreatestbeingintheworld.Youaredifferentfromanyotherkindofanimals.

　　Woman:Thankyou.Bytheway,whyamIgreatest?

　　Goddess:Youhavebrain.Youcanthinkoverproblemanddifficulty.Butyoumustchangetheworldintopeace,beautifulandmodern.

　　Woman:Iwilltakeyouradvice.

　　Goddess:Butyouwilllivefor20years.

　　Woman:20yearsissolittlethatIcan’tdomorethingsbymyself.It’sunfair.

　　Goddess:Youaretellingthetruth.Iwillgiveyou20yearsthatthemulerefused,the15yearsthatthedogrefused.

　　Woman:I’mgenuinelysorrythatitisn’tmore.

　　Goddess:Oh,IthinkIshouldgiveyou10yearsthatthemonkeyrefused.

　　Story-teller:Anditwasso.Godmadehumanbeingtolive20yearsasaman,thenmarryandlive20yearslikeamuleworkingcarryingheavyloadsonhisback.(shoulder)Then,heistohavechildrenandlive15yearsasadog,guardinghishouseforitsprotectionandeatingthel