怎么翻译成英语，不要出现语法错误。亲爱的王老师和同学，早上好。今天，我会为大家带来一个笑话。请大家认真的听。谢谢你。一天，孩子们正在上一节课，老师就提出了一个问题：“
怎么翻译成英语，不要出现语法错误。
亲爱的王老师和同学，早上好。今天，我会为大家带来一个笑话。请大家认真的听。谢谢你。一天，孩子们正在上一节课，老师就提出了一个问题：“这里有两只鸟，一只是麻雀，而另外一只就是燕子。现在谁能指出那只是麻雀，哪个又是燕子？”一个很聪明调皮的小男孩说：“我指不出，但我知道答案。”老师又说：“请说说看。”学生就说：“燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。”我的演讲，只是希望大家在上英语课之间轻松一下，笑一笑。激发对英语的兴趣。其实，英语学起来真的很开心，它可以带给我们很多的快乐。俗话说：“笑一笑，十年少。”好，我的英语演讲到此结束，谢谢大家。谢谢，帮个忙
Dearteachersandschoolmatesking,goodmorning.Today,Iwillbringyouajoke.Pleaselistencarefully.Thankyou.Oneday,thechildrenarehavingalesson,theteacheraskedaquestion:"herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,andanotherispointedoutthat.Now,whocantell,whichistheswallow?"Averyclevernaughtyboysaid:"IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer."Theteachersaid:"pleasetellus."Studentswillsay:"theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow."Ijusthopethespeech,inEnglishclass,betweenrelaxsmile.StimulateinterestinEnglish.Actually,itisreallyveryhappytolearnEnglish,itcanbringusalotofjoy.Asthesayinggoes:"laughteristhebest."Well,myEnglishspeechtotheend,thankeverybody.
DearMisWangandstudents,goodmorning.Today,Iwillbringajokeforeveryone.Pleaselistencarefully.Thankyou.Oneday,thechildrenarehavingalesson,theteacheraskedaquestion:"Therearetwobirds,oneisasparrows,whiletheotherisaswallow.Nowwhocanpointoutwhichthesparrowsisandwhichtheswallowis?"Averycleverandnaughtyboysaid:"Ican't,butIknowtheanswer."theteachersaid:"Pleasetellme."thestudentssaid:"Theswallowisbesidethesparrow,andthesparrowisbesidetheswallow."ItellthespeechandjusthopethateveryoneinEnglishclasscanrelaxandsmileandcanstimulatetheinterestinEnglish.Infact,Englishlearningisreallyfunanditcanbringusalotofhappiness.Asthesayinggoes:"Wearasmile,tenyearsless."Well,that'all,thankyou.
Goodmorning,Dearmrwangandclassmates.i’lltalkaboutajoketoday.listencarefully,pls.oneday,theteacherraisesaquestioninclass---therearetwobirds,oneissparrow,theotherisswallow.whocanpointoutwhichoneissparrow,orswallow?alittleverysmartboysay:Icann’tpointitout,butIknowtheanswer.theteachersay:justtalkaboutit.thestudentsay:thesparrowisbesidetheswallow,andtheswallowisbesidethesparrow.ihopeeverybodycanfeelrelaxintheenglishclassafterlistenningmylecture,andbemoreinterestedinenglish.infact,learningenglishcanbringmuchjoytous.asthesayingruns,asmileprolongslife.classmates