【跪求】中短篇英语笑话5则(带翻译),字数不要太多,100--查字典问答网
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  【跪求】中短篇英语笑话5则(带翻译),字数不要太多,100--300词左右,一定要很好笑.

  【跪求】中短篇英语笑话5则(带翻译),字数不要太多,100--300词左右,一定要很好笑.

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  Mrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!

  Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvertisementinthepapers!

  Mrs.Brown:It'snouse,mylittledogcan'tread.

  我的狗不识字

  布朗夫人:哦,

  亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

  史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!

  布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”

  GoodBoy

  LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."Whatdidyoudowith

  themoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"

  "Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.

  "You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocents

  more.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"

  "Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."

  好孩子

  小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.

  “昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

  “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.

  “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老

  太太那么感兴趣呢?”

  “她是个卖糖果的.”

  ThePerfectSon.

  A:Ihavetheperfectson.

  B:Doeshesmoke?

  A:No,hedoesn't.

  B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?

  A:No,hedoesn't.

  B:Doesheevercomehomelate?

  A:No,hedoesn't.

  B:Iguessyoureallydohavetheperfectson.Howoldishe?

  A:HewillbesixmonthsoldnextWednesday.

  完美儿子

  A:我有一个很完美的儿子.

  B:他抽烟吗?

  A:不抽.

  B:他喝威士忌酒吗?

  A:不喝.

  B:他会不会很晚回家?

  B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子.那他多大了?

  A:下个星期三就满6个月了.

  TheyaredirectlyfromAmerica

  NotlongafteranoldChinesewomancamebacktoChinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheStates,shewenttoacitybanktodeposittheUSdollarsherdaughtergaveher.Atthebankcounter,theclerkcheckedeachnotecarefullytoseeifthemoneywasreal.Itmadetheoldladyoutofpatience.

  Atlastshecouldnotholdanymore,uttering."Trustme,Sir,andtrustthemoney.TheyarerealUSdollars.TheyaredirectlyfromAmerica."

  它们是从美国直接带来的

  一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元.在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假.

  这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票.这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的.”

  Bringmethewinner

  --Waiter,thislobsterhasonlyoneclaw.

  --I'msorry,sir.Itmusthavebeeninafight.

  --Well,bringmethewinnerthen.

  给我那个打赢的吧

  --服务员,

  这个龙虾只有一只爪.

  --对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了.

  --哦,那给我那个打赢的吧

  Drunk

  Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk."

  "But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!"

  醉酒

  一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,”“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.”“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

  Hospitality

  Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest'splate.Thevisitorsmiled,putthecheeseintohismouthandthensaid:"Youmusthavebettereyesthanyourmother,sonny.Wheredidyoufindthecheese?""Intherat-trap,sir,"replied

2020-02-20 19:06:43

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