【跪求】中短篇英语笑话5则(带翻译),字数不要太多,100--300词左右,一定要很好笑.
【跪求】中短篇英语笑话5则(带翻译),字数不要太多,100--300词左右,一定要很好笑.
【跪求】中短篇英语笑话5则(带翻译),字数不要太多,100--300词左右,一定要很好笑.
【跪求】中短篇英语笑话5则(带翻译),字数不要太多,100--300词左右,一定要很好笑.
Mrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!
Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvertisementinthepapers!
Mrs.Brown:It'snouse,mylittledogcan'tread.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人:哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”
GoodBoy
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."Whatdidyoudowith
themoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"
"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.
"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocents
more.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"
"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.
“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老
太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
ThePerfectSon.
A:Ihavetheperfectson.
B:Doeshesmoke?
A:No,hedoesn't.
B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?
A:No,hedoesn't.
B:Doesheevercomehomelate?
A:No,hedoesn't.
B:Iguessyoureallydohavetheperfectson.Howoldishe?
A:HewillbesixmonthsoldnextWednesday.
完美儿子
A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝.
B:他会不会很晚回家?
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子.那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了.
TheyaredirectlyfromAmerica
NotlongafteranoldChinesewomancamebacktoChinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheStates,shewenttoacitybanktodeposittheUSdollarsherdaughtergaveher.Atthebankcounter,theclerkcheckedeachnotecarefullytoseeifthemoneywasreal.Itmadetheoldladyoutofpatience.
Atlastshecouldnotholdanymore,uttering."Trustme,Sir,andtrustthemoney.TheyarerealUSdollars.TheyaredirectlyfromAmerica."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元.在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假.
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票.这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的.”
Bringmethewinner
--Waiter,thislobsterhasonlyoneclaw.
--I'msorry,sir.Itmusthavebeeninafight.
--Well,bringmethewinnerthen.
给我那个打赢的吧
--服务员,
这个龙虾只有一只爪.
--对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了.
--哦,那给我那个打赢的吧
Drunk
Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk."
"But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!"
醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,”“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.”“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
Hospitality
Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest'splate.Thevisitorsmiled,putthecheeseintohismouthandthensaid:"Youmusthavebettereyesthanyourmother,sonny.Wheredidyoufindthecheese?""Intherat-trap,sir,"replied