A:Howareugoing,mate~
B:Nottoobad,yourself?
A:Teriffic~!YouknowwhereIhavebeendaysago?
B:Where?
A:Beijing!That'sabloodybeautifulplacemate!
B:Really?Ithinkitshouldbeverydusty!
A:Well,tobehonest,Itis.
B:Aha.
A:Butyoucanfindeverythingthere.AhugeCity~ancientbuildings,emperor'spalace,Greatwallandalsoyummyfood,100shoppingmallsstaytogether!
B:Youmeanshoppingcentresarebuilttogetherthere?Idon'tthinktheygottaenoughcustomers.
A:Don'tbestupid,theyareallfull!coztheygottabillionsofpeople!Andtheydon'tevensleepallnight.MyChinesefriendsdrovemetohaveadinnerinahugeChineserestautant-pekingroastduckismyfavourate,andanotherhorribledishnamedsquarrelfish.
B:Oh,no.IcangetyoutoChatswoodtohaveabetterone.That'snotsurprisingme,mate.
A:Letmefinish.Afterdinner.WewenttoKaraoke.Ican'tsinginChinesesowepopinapub.Chinesegirlsaresosick~ThenwewentaSPAcentretotakemassage.DidItellyouItakeagirltoSPAwithmetogether?
B:Iknowthenextsenario.JiggyJiggy.But,Idon'tlikeplacelikethatatall.Iperfertostayinaquiteplace.
A:Likeareefislandwithnothing?
B:Naaaa.Atleastthereshouldbesomeaccommodations~Irecon
A:Sowhat'syourdreamland?
B:Well.ActuallyIprefersomesmallbeachesortentplacelocallylikeRoyalNationalParkorLittleBay.Wenormallyarrivethereat6inthemoringforfishing.Webbqsteaks,sausages,veggieandwhatwecancatch.DrinkScotch.
A:Comeooooon~Yougonnatakeallyourgrandchildren?