Oneday,theteachercameintotheclassroom,thestudentstogethertostandupshouting:"Goodmorningteacher!"

　　Teacherangrilysaid:"Goodmorningcalledonly?AfternoonI?Shouldnotit?"

　　Sothestudents齐喊another:"Goodafternoon,teacher!"

　　Teacherangrilysaid:"ThatnightIdo?"

　　Thestudents齐喊another:"theteacherornight!"

　　Teachernoddedandsaid:"Thisdo,andnowre-callagain!"

　　Studentsa齐喊:"Goodmorningteacher,goodafternoon,orevening!"

　　Theteachersaid:"sitdown!Antonymstodaywehavetoreview,wedopractice,Isay,youAntonymsaloud.Now."

　　Teacher:"Theweathertodayisgood."

　　Students:"Theweathertodayisbad."

　　Teacher:"Thesunwasshiningeverywhere."

　　Student:"everywherecoveredwithdarkclouds."

　　Teacher:"seaofpeopleontheroad."

　　Student:"emptystreet."

　　Teacher:"Young."

　　Student:"old."

　　Teacher:"standing."

　　Student:"lying"

　　Teacher:"Thereisayoungmanstandingontheroad."

　　Student:"Thereisayearoldlyingontheroad."

　　Teacher:"Ipickedupadollar."

　　Student:"Ilostadollar."

　　Teacher:"Ipickedupadollar,totheteachers."

　　Student:"Ilostadollar,stealateacher."

　　Teacher:"error,cannotsaythat!"

　　Student:"correct,weshouldsayso!"

　　Teacher:"error."

　　Student:"correct."

　　Teacher:"Thiswillnotdo,thisisillegal!"

　　Students:"Thiscanbe,itislawful!"

　　Teacher:"Isaidthewrong."

　　Student:"Wesaidthatright."

　　Teacher:"listentotheteacher,theteachersaid,istheright!"

　　Student:"listentous,teacherssayiswrong!"

　　Teacher:"Youarestupid."

　　Student:"Weareclever."

　　Teacher:"Stop!"

　　Students:"tocontinue!"

　　Teacher:"Youhavetostopnow!Nottomentiona!"

　　Student:"Wewillnowcontinue!Wouldalsoliketosay!"

　　Teacher:"Youidiot,Isaid,stop!"

　　Student:"Weareallgifted,wesaytocontinue!"

　　Teacher:"Youlistentotheteacher!"

　　Student:"Teacherslistentous!"

　　Teacher:"Studentshavetolistentotheteacher!"

　　Student:"Teachershavetolistentothestudents!"

　　Teacher:"Nowyoustopthepractice!"

　　Students:"Nowwecontinuetopractice!"

　　Teacher:"Yougoonforeverit?"

　　Student:"Wehavebeginningsandendsofit!"

　　Teacher:"Thatyoustop!Idiot!"

　　Student:"Thatwecontinue!Genius!"

　　.Aftertheteacherangrilyoutoftheclassroomwithbooks