翻译英语幽默小故事1.WeLeftNothingMrsBrowmwasgoingoutfortheday.Shelockedthehouseandtackedanoteforthemilkmanonthedoor:"NOBADYHOME.DON`TLEAVEANYTHING.'Whenshegotbackthatnight,shefoundherdoorborkenopenan
翻译英语幽默小故事
1.WeLeftNothing
MrsBrowmwasgoingoutfortheday.Shelockedthehouseandtackedanoteforthemilkmanonthedoor:"NOBADYHOME.DON`TLEAVEANYTHING.'
Whenshegotbackthatnight,shefoundherdoorborkenopenandherhouseransacked.Onthenoteshehadleft,shefoundthefollowingmessageadded:"THANKS!WEHAVEN`TLEETANYTHING!'
2.ExcuseForSpeeding
HarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover.
"Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?'thepolicemanyelled.
"Ourbrakesarenogood,sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!'