【英语讽刺关于英语幽默中讽刺的例子(至少4个)】-查字典问答网
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  【英语讽刺关于英语幽默中讽刺的例子(至少4个)】

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  关于英语幽默中讽刺的例子(至少4个)

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2020-02-27 13:22
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  1.Plumber(水暖工):I’msorryIwaslate.

  Man:Whilewewerewaitingforyou,Itaughtmywifehowtoswim.

  2.AssoonasEveatetheappleofwisdom[智慧],shereachedforthefig(无花果)leaf;

  whenawomanbeginstothink,herfirstthoughtisofanewdress.

  3.Son:Remember,Dad,ThomasEdisongotbadgradesinschool,too.

  Father:Stayinyourroomuntilyouinventedthelightbulb.

  4.Iamconvincedthatbothmylongageandexceptionalhealtharetobeexplainedby

  anobviousfacts:Inevertouchedacigarette,adrink,oragirluntilIwasalmostten

  yearsold.

  5.Employertoapplicant:"Inthisjobweneedsomeonewhoisresponsible."

  Applicant:"I'mtheoneyouwant.Onmylastjob,everytimeanythingwentwrong,

  theysaidIwasresponsible."

2020-02-27 13:25:00

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