英语幽默：Secondlanguage

　　Amothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Shewatchedthecat,andthecatwatchedthemice.

　　Mothermousebarkedfiercely,"Woof,woof,woof!"Thecatwassoterrifiedthatitranforit'slife.

　　Mothermouseturnedtoherbabiesandsaid,"Now,doyouunderstandthevalueofasecondlanguage?"

　　一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步,突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽.

　　母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪,汪,汪”,猫听了非常害怕,拼命跑走了.

　　母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧.”

　　Catchacold得感冒

　　Duringthefight,theboxerswipedtheairfuriously,butcouldnothithisopponent.

　　"HowamIdoing?"heaskedthecoachattheendoftheround.

　　"Well,ifyoukeepthisup,"repliedthecoach,"hemightfeelthewindandcatchacold."