不能当爸爸了（超级经典搞笑英语短文）

　　TheWorld'sGreatestSwordsman

　　Atanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-placefencertookthestage.Aflywasreleased,andwithanarcofhisswordhecuttheflyinhalf.Thecrowdcheered.Thenthesecond-placemanslicedaflyintoquarters.Ahushfellinanticipationoftheworld'sgreatestswordsman.

　　Hisbladecamedowninamightyarc-buttheinsectcontinuedonitsway!Thecrowdwasaghast.Thegreatestswordsmanhadmissedhistargetcompletely,yethecontinuedtosmile.

　　"Whyareyousohappy?"someoneyelled."Youmissed!"

　　"Ah,"repliedtheswordsman,"youweren'twatchingverycarefully.Theyflylives,yes-buthewillneverbeafather."

　　世界上最伟大的击剑手

　　在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中,排名第三的击剑手上场了.一只苍蝇放了出来,剑划了一个弧,他将苍蝇劈成了两半.观众欢呼起来.紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半.现场一阵沉默,人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场.

　　他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了.最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标,然而他还在微笑着.

　　“你为什么这么高兴?”有人嚷道,“你没击中!”

　　“啊,”剑手答道,“你刚才没有很仔细地看.苍蝇还活着,是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了.”