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  英语幽默小短文300词的!

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2020-02-27 17:06
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  JamesCanton,CEOofTheModernNorthernElectricalCorporation,refusedaseventy-eightpercentpayraisebecausethecompanylostovereightymillioninthelastquarter,causingalayoffofthirtypercentofits'workforce.

  Hecommentedthatalthoughitwillbeahardshiponhisfamilyandmistress,theywillhavetomakeduewithhistwenty-twomilliondollarsalary.

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  Let'snotforgetMr.JohnnyBackerwhowasstoppedattheborderwhenadrug-sniffingdogalertedtheauthorities.Theythoroughlysearchedthetruck,andfindingnothing,apologizedtothedriver.

  Theconfusedcriminalmutteredthathemusthaveleftthecocaineintheothertruck.Hewasarrestedafterthepolicesearchedhisothervanfindingoverfortypoundsoftheillegalpowder.

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  FromMississippiwereceivewordthatthepolicechiefofasmalltownwasarrestedafterheranintothebackofanothercarwhileundertheinfluence.

  Heattemptedtoexplainthathewaschasingthevehicleafteritranaredlight.Thiswashardtobelievebecausethecarinquestionhadnotiresandwasuponblocks.Hislicensewassuspended.

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  Thiscountry'sconsumerandnationaldebthasbecomeamajorissueintheforthcomingelection.Recentlyreleasedfiguresshowtheaveragehouseholdowesover85K,includingmortgage,creditcards,carpaymentsand,ofcourse,entertainmentandelectronics,fortheirchildren.Butthisisthegoodnews.

  Thebadnewsisthateachman,womanandchild'sportionofthenationaldebtcomesto$361,582.Iknowexactlywhatyou'rethinking...doestheIRStakepersonalchecks?

2020-02-27 17:08:23

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