IHaveHisEarinMyPocket他的耳朵在我衣兜里

　　Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?""Akidbitme,"repliedIvan."Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?"askedhismother."I'dknowhimanywhere,"saidIvan."Ihavehisearinmypocket."

　　伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢?

　　LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered."You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"

　　"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."

　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”好孩子“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?“她是个卖糖果的.”

　　Hospitality好客

　　Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest'splate.Thevisitorsmiled,putthecheeseintohismouthandthensaid:"Youmusthavebettereyesthanyourmother,sonny.Wheredidyoufindthecheese?""Intherat-trap,sir,"repliedtheboy.

　　由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意.这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子.过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里.客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好.你在哪里找到的奶酪?”“在捕鼠夹上,先生.”那小男孩说.

　　Amothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Shewatchedthecat,andthecatwatchedthemice.

　　Mothermousebarkedfiercely,"Woof,woof,woof!"Thecatwassoterrifiedthatitranforit'slife.

　　Mothermouseturnedtoherbabiesandsaid,"Now,doyouunderstandthevalueofasecondlanguage?"

　　一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步,突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽.母老鼠向着猫叫道："汪,汪,汪",猫听了非常害怕,拼命跑走了.母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说："现在你知道外语的重要性了吧."

　　Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthathappen?

　　Johnny:Weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon.

　　汤姆：约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼：他害病卧床了.他受了伤.汤姆：真糟糕,怎么回事儿?约翰尼：我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.