英语故事搞笑
英语故事
搞笑
英语故事搞笑
英语故事
搞笑
BigHead
“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”
“Don'tlistentothem.”hismothercomfortedhim.“Youhaveabeautifulhead.Nowstopcryingandgotothestorefortenpoundsofpotatoes”
“Where'stheshoppingbag?”
“Ihaven'tgotone,useyourhat.”
大脑袋
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋.”
“别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说:“你的脑袋长得很漂亮.好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来.”
“购物袋在哪?”
“我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧.”
GoodBoy
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"
"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.
"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"
"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
Whereisthefather?
Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings.
"Look,"saidtheelderbrother."Hownicethesepaintingsare!"
"Yes,"saidtheyounger,"butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.Whereisthefather?"
Theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,"Obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures."
父亲在哪儿?
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画.
“看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊,”弟弟说道,“可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子.那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗.”