耳朵像蒲扇,身子像小山,鼻子长又长,帮人把活干.(打一动物)

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　　你和猪站在一起

　　猜一动物.并说说为什么?

　　象算是一个调侃的谜语因为你和猪很像所以叫大象

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　　什么动物的皮最差?

　　大象因为橡皮擦（象皮差）

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　　我听过的版本是这样的

　　第一题：

　　把大象放到冰箱里要几步

　　三步：第一步：把冰箱门打开

　　第二步：把大象放进去

　　第三步：把冰箱门关上

　　第二题：

　　把长颈鹿放冰箱里分几步

　　四步第一步：把冰箱门打开

　　第二步：把大象拿出来

　　第三步：把长颈鹿放进去

　　第四步：把冰箱门关上

　　第三题：

　　动物开大会谁没去?

　　长颈鹿因为在冰箱里关着呢

　　第四题：

　　一只猴子要去森林开动物大会,但路上要经过一条河,河里住着鳄鱼,河上也没有任何工具可以让猴子过河,请问猴子是怎么过去的?

　　游过去的因为鳄鱼都去开会了

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　　猜歌名

　　大象在水里放了个屁---浪花一朵朵

　　大象在水里又放了个屁---涛声依旧

　　大象在水里连放了三个屁---执着