我要一个英语搞笑话剧(不搞笑也行)10分钟内,六一前发来.谢-查字典问答网
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  我要一个英语搞笑话剧(不搞笑也行)10分钟内,六一前发来.谢谢(十万火急)

  我要一个英语搞笑话剧(不搞笑也行)10分钟内,六一前发来.谢谢(十万火急)

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2020-03-08 19:32
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  试试这个.

  Spielberg'sLatestProject

  StevenSpielbergwasfilminghislatestmoviedeepintheheartoftheAmazonrainforest.Thecostsinvolvedintransportingthemultitudeofmoviemakingequipmenttothesitewereimmense.Ontopofthat,hehadacastofthousandstofeedandclothe.Itwashismostexpensiveproductionyetandhesankhisentirepersonalfortuneintotheproject.

  ThebiggestexpensewasbuildinganexactreplicaofanAncientcityinthemiddleofthejungle.Noexpensewassparedtomakethecityauthentic.

  Theclimaxofthemoviewastobethecompletedestructionofthecityinadramaticfire.SinceSpielbergplannedtoactuallyburnthecitytotheground,therewasonlyonechancetofilmit.Hesetupfourcameras:

  "Cameraone,Iwantyouupinthehelicoptertogetanoverheadshotofthewholescene."

  "Yes,boss."

  "Cameratwo,Iwantyouattheedgeoftheclearingforamediumrangeshot."

  "Yes,boss."

  "Camerathree,we'vebuiltaspecialfireproofhutinthecenterofthecity.Youcanpokethecamerathroughaholeinthesideandgetacloseupviewfromtheheartofthefire."

  "OK,boss."

  "Camerafour,Ineedyouatthetopofthathillovertheretogetalongrangeshot."

  "Gotcha,boss."

  Oncethecamerasandactorswereallinplace,Spielberghimselflitthematchtostartthefire.Itwasanamazingsight.Thefireragedandroaredforoveranhourastheentiremulti-milliondollarsetwascompletelydestroyedandreducedtoasmokingpileofash.

  Spielbergradioedthehelicopter,"Cameraone,howdiditgo?"

  "Sorry,boss,butthesmokewassothickIcouldn'tseeathing.Thenthesmokegotintotheengineofthechopperandwewereforcedtoland.Iwasn'tabletogetanything."

  "Darnit!Well,IguessIcanjustusethefootagefromtheotherthreecameras,"Spielbergthoughttohimself.

  "Cameratwo,howdiditgo?"

  "Sorry,boss,butthedowndraftfromthechopperbladesfannedtheflamesandstartedthebushallaroundusonfire.Wehadtoruntosafetyandthecamerawasburnedtoacrisp."

  "Arghh!IguessI'llhavetomakedowithtwocameras."

  "Camerathree,pleasetellmeyougottheshot."

  "Sorry,boss.Thefireproofhutworkedfine,butthelensofthecameracouldn'ttaketheheatanditmelted.Ididn'tmanagetogetanything."

  "Ican'tbelievethis!"criedSpielberg."ThankGodIsentthatlastcamerauponthehill.Thesmokedidn'tblowthatway,norwastheiranybrushfireorheattoworryabout."

  Hewalkstowardsthehill,cupshishandstohismouthandhollers.

  "CAMERAFOUR!"

  Amomentlater,thecameramanyellsback.

  "READYWHENYOUARE,BOSS!"

2020-03-08 19:35:24

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