我要一个英语搞笑话剧(不搞笑也行)10分钟内,六一前发来.谢谢(十万火急)
我要一个英语搞笑话剧(不搞笑也行)10分钟内,六一前发来.谢谢(十万火急)
我要一个英语搞笑话剧(不搞笑也行)10分钟内,六一前发来.谢谢(十万火急)
我要一个英语搞笑话剧(不搞笑也行)10分钟内,六一前发来.谢谢(十万火急)
试试这个.
Spielberg'sLatestProject
StevenSpielbergwasfilminghislatestmoviedeepintheheartoftheAmazonrainforest.Thecostsinvolvedintransportingthemultitudeofmoviemakingequipmenttothesitewereimmense.Ontopofthat,hehadacastofthousandstofeedandclothe.Itwashismostexpensiveproductionyetandhesankhisentirepersonalfortuneintotheproject.
ThebiggestexpensewasbuildinganexactreplicaofanAncientcityinthemiddleofthejungle.Noexpensewassparedtomakethecityauthentic.
Theclimaxofthemoviewastobethecompletedestructionofthecityinadramaticfire.SinceSpielbergplannedtoactuallyburnthecitytotheground,therewasonlyonechancetofilmit.Hesetupfourcameras:
"Cameraone,Iwantyouupinthehelicoptertogetanoverheadshotofthewholescene."
"Yes,boss."
"Cameratwo,Iwantyouattheedgeoftheclearingforamediumrangeshot."
"Yes,boss."
"Camerathree,we'vebuiltaspecialfireproofhutinthecenterofthecity.Youcanpokethecamerathroughaholeinthesideandgetacloseupviewfromtheheartofthefire."
"OK,boss."
"Camerafour,Ineedyouatthetopofthathillovertheretogetalongrangeshot."
"Gotcha,boss."
Oncethecamerasandactorswereallinplace,Spielberghimselflitthematchtostartthefire.Itwasanamazingsight.Thefireragedandroaredforoveranhourastheentiremulti-milliondollarsetwascompletelydestroyedandreducedtoasmokingpileofash.
Spielbergradioedthehelicopter,"Cameraone,howdiditgo?"
"Sorry,boss,butthesmokewassothickIcouldn'tseeathing.Thenthesmokegotintotheengineofthechopperandwewereforcedtoland.Iwasn'tabletogetanything."
"Darnit!Well,IguessIcanjustusethefootagefromtheotherthreecameras,"Spielbergthoughttohimself.
"Cameratwo,howdiditgo?"
"Sorry,boss,butthedowndraftfromthechopperbladesfannedtheflamesandstartedthebushallaroundusonfire.Wehadtoruntosafetyandthecamerawasburnedtoacrisp."
"Arghh!IguessI'llhavetomakedowithtwocameras."
"Camerathree,pleasetellmeyougottheshot."
"Sorry,boss.Thefireproofhutworkedfine,butthelensofthecameracouldn'ttaketheheatanditmelted.Ididn'tmanagetogetanything."
"Ican'tbelievethis!"criedSpielberg."ThankGodIsentthatlastcamerauponthehill.Thesmokedidn'tblowthatway,norwastheiranybrushfireorheattoworryabout."
Hewalkstowardsthehill,cupshishandstohismouthandhollers.
"CAMERAFOUR!"
Amomentlater,thecameramanyellsback.
"READYWHENYOUARE,BOSS!"